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the NSA probably monitors this site and low level agents have to report back to their superiors, "it's mostly 'bussy' and anime screenshots and they share a lot of food recipes and cat pictures"

I don't think cis people should be allowed to have gender bc it's not fair to the rest of us who had to work hard for it

pokemon 

Fan artists depicting Rose with a flat stomach or washboard abs are cowards.

pokemon 

The worst thing about Pokemon Sword & Shield is the unconnected facial hair on many of the character models

pokemon spoilers 

@melissasage At least Rose has a cute dad belly

the reason cis people don't understand transness is because every cis person who starts to get it becomes trans

bimbo discourse 

Actually, the CORRECT term for a woman with bimbo-like traits is "bimba", not "himbette".

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bimbo discourse 

Well, actually [pushes up glasses] "bimbo" is the masculine form in Italian, so actually you DON'T need the word "himbo" at all

ever think about how you’re a mean one mister grinch is just a diss track?

@melissasage How did you get this far into a discussion of pendants and testicles without mentioning your orchi casts?

@melissasage Very outrageous that the developers do not want to continue maintaining audio assets, animations, text descriptions, attacks, stats, and game balance issues for over a thousand different characters

Pokemon 

@melissasage I'm sorry for making such a ridiculous claim

Pokemon 

@melissasage Everybody knows that Brillo pads were invented in England and that before that they would use cats to scrub their pots and pans

Pokemon 

The new Meowth is Steel because it's based on a brillo pad

Someone on the train was wearing a Kliban cat shirt and I was so pleased to be reminded of their existence

Pokemon 

The German name is "Kleptifux" which is very very very good

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Pokemon 

"Zorro" is also appropriate, esp. for the bilingual pun

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"Public Universal Friend" is just such an incredibly awesome name

Pokemon 

If you don't name your Nickit "Swiper" what are you even doing

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