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Oh. I almost forgot. The fucking extra t's in her first name. Fuck that shit. That's the whitest thing I've ever seen.

I don't know how many n's and/or s's are in Scartlet Johasnaahg's name, and I don't care to.

Every time I have to write that name, I resist the temptation to look it up and be correct.

I've been mocking Adam Driver these days, but make no mistake: I also strongly dislike Scarleightte Johasnsnasnon

Listening to my custom Perez Prado B52s playlist

A mambo song without someone saying "mambo" would be like a ska song without someone saying "pickituppickitup!"

Mambo is a good genre, because mambo songs always tell you what genre you're listening to.

@melissasage prado also had a forbidden mambo number 8.

Narwhal are unicorn mermaids

I mean, it's not really fair to make fun of him for being afraid of cars, since he was hit by a car, and cars are also garbage.

However, he was written more books than most about cars and other vehicles with malevolent minds of their own

You know Stephen King is probably really pissed about self-driving cars

Welcome to my Love Shack/Mambo No. 5 mashup, somebody's actually made this track, right?

one

two

three four five

everybody in the car it's as big as a whale

and it's about to

set

sail!