orthogonal to alive @avi@computerfairi.es

In my fifth grade class, a few kids were worried they'd developed breast cancer. There were informative ads on TV at the time describing hard lumps in one breast which do not move freely. They'd scoured the library. The working theory was that the drainage field behind our school held toxic effluent.

This was, of course, normal early breast tissue development.

Selectively hiding information from children about their own bodies is cruel.

Welcome to the Mambo Hotline.
If you want a little bit of Monica, press 1.
If you want a little bit of Erika, press 2.
If you want a little bit of Rita, press 3.
If you want a little bit of Tina, press 4.
If you want a little bit of Sandra, press 5.
aaaAAAAAAAAHHHHHH

half the people memeing on mambo no 5 weren't even alive when that song was released

the people ask me "Melissa, you haven't posted a selfie in weeks, are you still hot??" and I would like to assure you that yes, I am

selfie no ec #finefemmefriday

the red army choir singing Korobeiniki- better known in English as the Tetris theme- is basically exactly my brand

HORNY AND HUNGRY = HORNGRY

absolutely floored to learn that Mambo No. 5 is a cover

people just don't realize how transphobia is literally a death sentence

folks really don't understand how excusing marginalizations at any fucking level excuses a society that shuns/bullies/kills people for fucking existing

@wintgenstein

In Empire of Democracy, Simon Reid-Henry argues that the actual purpose of privitisation is to take democratic accountability away of the institutions of the state. That way, their owners will quite reliably act along class interests, rather than the interests of the people.

git is a terrible program and the only thing worse than using git it not using git

someone might want to tell whoever upkeeps fediverse.network that Spinster is actively spoofing their useragent now https://gitlab.com/soapbox-pub/soapbox/merge_requests/124