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Now that the last Star Wars movie is coming out, we'll never have to hear about Star Wars again

Food 

What is going on with Cheetos that they keep farming their cheese powder corn puffs out for popcorn and yogurt toppings?

I learned about misc. object. I am filled with wonder.

— Ducim Gébarnish, Elite Wrestler

re: Star wars 

Baby Yoda theory: Yoda actually ages backwards, as evidenced by his immature behaviour stealing Luke's food and going through his belongings in Empire Strikes Back

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For several years, I had Popful Mail and Earthbound confused with one another, because there was an EGM end of the year recap mentioning both games in the same paragraph

Even better: it was at one point going to be localized as s Sonic game.

Starring Sonic's sister.

But gamers rose up and protested, saving us, for once, from Sega's poor decision-making.

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Apparently Popful Mail underwent a very careful localization process, which is very funny, because it's still called Popful Mail

The Story of Texas in one sentence 

A bunch of white dudes moved to Mexico, then got pissed when Mexico's laws changed forbidding them from owning slaves, so, rather than moving back from whence they came, they stole a good chunk of Mexico and later decided to join the US, where they'd later get pissed about the US doing the same thing.

Turns out the nuclear family in combo with the patriarchy makes for a shitty family dynamic.

what if we tell the techno-rationalists that internationalist proletarian revolution is the Singularity and the dictatorship of the proletariat is Roko's Basilisk

@melissasage names, stats, types, abilities, common meta-game strategies, and I saw that post about 890

@melissasage Counter-point: Memorizing the names and stats of 800 colorful, lovable little critters

why the fuck do basic jobs force you to take hours of personality tests like you're some kind of case and like they can't trust me. half the time the questions are so ridiculous

Hey sock companies:

Listen up, you fuckers. Stop making the tops of your products narrow at the top. That's not how human bodies are designed you weirdos. You have legs. Figure it out.

Q. What's a centaur's favorite coffee creamer? 

A. Half and half!

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