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I'm not a furry but I read the shit out of "Martin the Warrior" and drew a book report cover illustrating the final battle in all its glory

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Redwall sucks because Brian Jacques invented weasel pirates and said to himself, "These are the bad guys."

Fuck off!

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People on this website be like "I'm not a furry but....."

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Defund cops, pay teachers

@melissasage ocarina_cortana

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@Nine These are all genres and aesthetics I like, was just kind of leery of the implementation. I bought RAD for similar reasons and didn't enjoy it. But it sounds more like Enter the Gungeon in terms of gameplay, which I did enjoy (even tho I suck at it)

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@Nine I've been wanting to buy Neon Chrome for a while, and this is pretty encouraging

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melissa is on monads

just reread the chat where we came up with these and i don't know what Past Melissa was thinking when she didn't include bonzibuddy_banjokazooie in this post

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your hacker name is your favorite video game from the 90s + your least favorite windows program, in snakecase

hi everyone i'm pokemon_powerpoint

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some ones that me and @martyav came up with:

- outrun_outlook
- clippy_the_hedgehog
- earthbound_powershell
- nethack_internet_explorer
- doom_defragger
- excel_saga_excel
- minesweeper_minesweeper
- ancient_domains_of_word
- SKyPES_into_dreams

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I'm such a hipster that I was feeling like an unemployable, immature, anxious failure way back in 2009 and it sucked ass!

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So glad Harry Potter is over so I no longer have to hear about J.K. Rowling

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dj chicken trouble

dj chicken transition

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robo-melissa

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muntazer al-zaidi is my best friend

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pedophilia 

Tbh there was a lot a lot a lot of sexualizing of child actors and singers in the 90s.

I think about how that kid from Terminator 2 was more or less openly being abused by his on-set tutor and that was treated like he was a stone cold 13 year old hunk, instead of, you know, horrifying.

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Seeing a screenshot from "Hit Me Baby One More Time" just reminds me of how fucking creepy the late 90s were re: Catholic school girls.

Jeez that was awful.

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Amelia is at skullsite now

Hello!!!! Are you done with your cereal!!!! Can I have the milk!!!!!!!!

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Tbh, based on my dating history, my type is "taller nerd who talks to me about Pokemon"

Granted, I'm 5'1, so all nerds are taller nerds

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MOVED TO @haskal@types.pl

tbh can we stop doing the thing with clothes and shoes and stuff where we have gendered women's sizes and men's sizes and they are offset from each other by some arbitrary amount and extremely not standardized between manufacturers
and
just like
have universal sizing

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So glad Harry Potter is over so I no longer have to hear about J.K. Rowling

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Sid

Politics 

Can't impeach a president for dropping bombs on brown people, locking up and trying children, hitting turbo on filling the air with carbon or slashing food stamps when wages are stagnant. Or, you know, being a literal rapist.

But you can impeach a president over some shit about Ukraine and Hunter Biden.

This is such unmitigated nerd shit. This is ruling class solidarity nonsense. This is kayfabe. This has nothing to do with me.

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