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@melissasage u

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how to do anything

How to Compliment a Woman

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buny gf

Conspiracy theory van 

The back had a sign that said "your apathy scares me"

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starfall(8)

@FirstProgenitor i still like the idea of setting up a bot to post, once weekly, "your experiences are not universal, and other people having different experiences doesn't invalidate yours"

that covers at least half of the discourse that goes on here

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@cute@is.nota.live @melissasage nice kumquats

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Surprise traded a Steelix named Solid Snake to finally get a Farfetch'd

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dankwraith

we they/them boys

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Anatoly Shashkin💾

Please enjoy this glamour shot of my mother's cat she sent me today:

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Jack London and Ruyard Kipling were furries

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lewd 

Pinnochio was written by a pervert with a transformation kink and a SERIOUS interest in vore

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Every once in a while I think about the ex that messaged me to say, "Well, how am I supposed to get in touch with you if you changed your phone number??" and it brings a little warmth to my heart.

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John-Pierre

@avi McAfee is one hell of a character.

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John McAfee will be president someday

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v_books

you're a kid you're a squid you're a squid you're a squid you're a lesbian, I have no idea what to do.

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dankwraith

i hope that all the #menandenbies are having a great holiday

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joselito

effortlessly landing a triple salchow as I leap to evade the newest bull shit clogging my time line

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McAfee software being named after John McAfee is like if McDonald's was named Hamburglar's, and the Hamburglar was a fugitive running both from the law, and for president

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Got a real "I am Spartacus" thing going on today, except with a white guy whose avi is a headshot from LinkedIn.

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Jacie? 🐦🐦🐦🐦

I don't believe in the existence of Bryce Youngquists, for I have never seen one in person,,

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Frodo Logins - sysadmin

An unexplored angle on Charlie and the Chocolate Factory is that Willy Wonka is clearly a genius, the finest scientific mind of his generation, yet he focuses almost all of his efforts on manufacturing candy.
The temptation of big profits in the multimillion dollar candy-sector under the candy-capitalist system has drawn him away from more worthwhile pursuits and possibly corrupted him into the weird, weird dude that he is

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