orthogonal to alive @avi@computerfairi.es

Funplex from 2008 is a much better album than it has any right to be. How did I sleep on this?

Trans men? In my fediverse?

@wigglytuffitout Please please PLEASE tell me the recipes are portioned for mouse-sized meals

I'm very proud, to not be Italian.

The B52's are the shit, actually

Sometimes conversations on here are like,

Person A: [relates very specific personal experience]
Person B: What do you mean? I've never heard of such a thing! Fuck you!

An in-game Pokemon-themed videogame must exist, since every Pokemon game contains a Nintendo console inside the protagonist's own bedroom. And Pokemon has been a Nintendo mainstay ever since the first Pokemon game was released in our world.

Really makes you think.

The fact that Bulbapedia is imperfect and contains often-nonsensical trivia sections suggests that we exist within a Pokemon simulation.

Perhaps on some higher plane, a perfect Pokemon encyclopedia exists...

One can only speculate.

Bulbapedia exists because we as players need data on Pokemon to compete and train.

The Pokedex exists because the characters we play in the game need data on Pokemon to compete and train.

Perhaps there is a Pokemon-themed video game in the Pokemon universe, which has its own Pokemon encyclopedia.

Perhaps as we go down each level from reality to fiction in-game fiction, the encyclopedia become less informative, because the writers have less access to the true nature of Pokemon.

We give the Pokedex shit for wild and improbable claims about Pokemon, but then, in the real world, we have Bulbapedia's trivia section, where we will always find absolutely buckwild bullshit.

Sometimes this place is too much

@rhys@myasstodon.xyz Leo