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USpol 

Probably fine that centrists regularly reverse-engineer the politics of Starship Troopers without the satire.

Listening to Deltron 3030 in anticipation of the next 1010 years

Fashion in the early 2000s was so bad that I didn't realize I was dysphoric. I just thought I had common sense.

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Weezer's "Pork and Beans" is at the center of the Venn diagram, "Bad music from the 2000s" and "Unfunny memes from the 2000s"

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$34 billion was made by banks by charging overdraft fees

$34,000 million

That's 68 commercial jets

$34 billion off the backs of broke people

The mid 2000s are to humor what the early 2000s were to fashion: an unmitigated disaster

Chocolate Rain was a bizarre thing to meme on. I think even one of the guys from Green Day made a joke video...about how funny it is...that some slightly awkward kid is recording a song...?

I don't even think that Newt guy from Pacific Rim is a real scientist. He has very odd ideas about what dinosaurs were. I think he just snuck in and pretended to know biology.

idea 

Griffin McElroy, but more openly gay

If you ever find yourself creating a fantasy species and building their society based around specific biological evolutionary characteristics, remind yourself that humans are the ultimate pursuit predator and yet we have developed a society built around sitting or standing around in small rooms

christmas 

I mean, thank goodness, but why? The Gregorian calendar is even named after a pope. It's not like he was thinking, "If I made the secular year start on Christmas, it would make all those people I consider below me/outright evil feel left out."

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it's very funny that they call him "Avdol" in the dub, bc "Abdul" is a really really common Arab name. imagine changing a character's name from "John" to "Jom" bc you're afraid that the estate of John Lennon will copyright claim it

christmas 

Hey.

Since Christmas is supposed to be the birthday of Jesus, and the Gregorian calendar counts years in an AD/BC system starting from the birth of Jesus...why doesn't New Years Day coincide with Christmas?

@melissasage Sometimes you learn a little bit about a band and they defy your expectations, but every word of the Wiki article on the Cherry Poppin Daddies reinforces the first impression you would get from a band that named themselves the Cherry Poppin Daddies.

sexual assault, Philip K. Dick writing 

@cyrridven That is haunting. How can anyone review that book without mentioning that it has a graphic rape scene?

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