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I don't mind if you're big or have a cane but white women who decide they have to put their bag in my space and thank me when I try to get away from them are annoying as fuck.

Use your own lap or don't sit next to me, Karen

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How do you do, fellow programmers!

Would any of you like to learn about interfaces and semantics?

In 2020 we're not moving over when somebody decides to sit down next to us and put their bag on our lap

I think I made an old woman move after she sat down near me because she noticed my crummy nail polish

I have some personal news. I am still looking for work, am trying to pay off debt, and am working to get back into college. Problem is, I don't qualify for financial aid, despite unemployment, and my partners/friends are struggling.

I need to pay my bills at the end of the month.

If you can give anything at all, I would appreciate it. Please pitch in to either my Venmo (@FarahT) or Cashapp ($Underwraps77).

I also have a Patreon: patreon.com/Y3w_tree

Thank you so much for your support.

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The fediverse really knows how to drive a slightly humorous joke into the ground, huh

racism, abuse 

People are really out here saying, "Imus can't be racist, he adopted a black boy"

White people adopt plenty of children from other races. They often think they are "saving" them. Taking up the white man's burden by adopting a child and keeping them away from their own culture.

ICE right now in 2019 is separating little kids from their parents and shipping them off to white Christian foster agencies. So how dare anyone use this "he adopted a black child" as proof he was not racist

If you're putting off acting on justice, mercy, love, and humanity until you're powerful, you've already succumbed.

Yes technically I didn't produce the wealth I got from robbing this bank but I took a risk for it and therefore should be allowed to keep it

developing a new api to enable federation with Google+

alright looks like I'm all set to stream The Hobbit on tuesday!

this is a game I'm very fond of from my childhood, and I am excited to play through it again on stream!! twitch.tv/flutterbug

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i just watched my cat passionately stick her entire head into one of my shoes

Elton John's song "Crocodile Rock" is stealing valor from scalies

@wintgenstein American culture is invading your country, utterly destroying and destabilizing it for decades, murdering hundreds of thousands of your friends and family, and obliterating your priceless cultural heritage, and then making a movie about how sad doing this made an American soldier and how mean your people were to him uwu

space jam but it's a preserve made from space fruit

everything is game of thrones now and game of thrones was boring tbh

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