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Trans, guy of center, well over 18.
I'm in tech and it feels weird.
Joined Jul 2019
Like my sister getting married...in a month...but the date isn't set yet...and it wasn't mentioned to who...ok. That sounds real.
It sucks that my family lies about important things to get my attention, but at least they're really bad at it.
Theory: Seth MacFarlane is save scumming reality so he can go to RISD, survive 9/11, get his awful show back on the air, and generally succeed in life to a completely unreasonable degree.
He's done it so often, reality is coming apart at the seams.
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@melissasage followup: is godzilla the largest cryptid
Double followup: is god a cryptid
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@melissasage
- supernatural abilities
- many conflicting eyewitness reports but nothing confirmable
- frequently found in natural settings
- claims of government conspiracies to hide or shut it down
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Hey remember when Family Guy was cancelled
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blue oyster cult was a band way ahead of their time because at least 70% of their discography is songs about cryptids
@melissasage I think the moon is under international law, so....maybe? The UN probably has something on this. They ruled back in the 60s that no country could claim ownership of the moon
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"bitcoin is converting capitalism directly into climate change" - Harald Lesch
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You just have to look at which periods you're told to admire: the Roman Empire, and the Renaissance. The Roman Empire is presented as a "civilising force", that brought "democracy" and "knowledge" to the uncultured lands it conquered, and established great infrastructure at the slight cost of large-scale slavery. The Renaissance, meanwhile, is often taught as beginning in 1492, the year of Columbus's encounter with the so-called New World and of the Spanish Reconquista.
@melissasage It's still annoying
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if you think you dont need to "read anything" to come to your conclusion and your conclusion matches with the dominant superstructural ideology then you actually did read something: societal propaganda.
Probably the most annoying thing about the current PR is that I have to also maintain a version of the doc in Word, for the people who don't want to read a Markdown file.
Spotify: You really want to listen to [x] right?
Me: No, not particularly
Spotify: Too bad, we're going to constantly rec you their shit
Me: Ok, so I'm definitely not going to listen to it now
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not all haunted/possessed objects are "evil" som e just wanna do a lil dance
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san-junipero.gimme-sympathy.org has IPv6 address 2602:fe19:9b1:d4c1::ca7:f00d
CAT FOOD
Genital mention, transphobia
"If you don't have at least two vaginas AND a clocoa, you're not a real woman. It's simple grade school biology!"
Genital mention, transphobia
Someone should tell TERFs about how marsupial reproduction works, so they'll have to grapple with the biology of animals with multiple vaginas and penis heads, and babies crawling out on their own power.
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RT @Ada_Palmer@twitter.com
Differences in the chemical composition of urine caused by changes in diet mean that many medieval recipes for paint etc don’t work right unless you get the urine from someone whose diet resembles a medieval one. (Tested in illuminated manuscript labs, thank you book historians!) https://twitter.com/ada_palmer/status/1173358377168191489
🐦🔗: https://twitter.com/Ada_Palmer/status/1173359613791604739
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Trans, guy of center, well over 18.
I'm in tech and it feels weird.
Joined Jul 2019
