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clown fucking 

I used to be on a writing platform that hired out writers for other companies. One of the projects, which I was not involved in, was writing texts for a company offering people fake boyfriends and girlfriends. There was a client that had a clown fetish and the other workers would complain whenever they got him because he would try to have sexually provocative conversations. This was in 2011 or 2012, before clown fucking was on-trend.

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Harp :wigglytuff:

bad idea:

hey witchy folks into tarot? THIS is now your ULTIMATE TAROT DECK

the, uh, "dream cards" feature from Christina Aguilera: Follow Your Dreams for Windows 98

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everybody's favorite gay epileptic ringtail

vore

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doctorow

Moebius art from 1985’s Les Yeux du Chat - La Déviation. humanoidhistory.tumblr.com/pos

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Mads "Out of Service" Viande

anti-communism and fascism-enabling 

do you think there's overlap between the "sure Nazis are bad, but suppressing their freedom of speech is worse :(" and "no-one can display the hammer and sickle because Communism Killed" crowd? probably, right?

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ten million explosions

The 2020 genders have been leaked:

G?rl

E-boy advanced

Person with long hair and sunglasses and a killer smile

Enby but somehow even softer

And I think they're re-releasing lesbian with better graphics for the anniversary

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Benjamin Young Savage (ᐱᓐᒋᐱᓐ)

Jeff Bezos’ WEEKLY salary put into perspective. What. The. Fuck.

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I'm a square, but like a cool square

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Matthew, Good Band
Good Band Matthew
Good Matthew Band

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@melissasage That's a photograph

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buny gf

Pokemon Go 

Ayy lmao I caught a shiny Aron with 666CP at a church just now

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accidentally lewd 

@Camas@girlcock.club sonic.fandom.com/wiki/Destruct

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fami? online??

Frog and Toad's Bizarre Adventure

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the prince of dankness

ADDENDUM: congrats to @melissasage for also achieving the Order of Siddon this week

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Vx. Princess "size_t queen" Grace :qvp:

@fluxom_alt

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Cybertruck Isekai

why are they called post fav n boost when they could be toot root n shoot then we could all be rootin' tootin' shootin' pals

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TJ Muessig

Castlevania fans: you do realize that the lyrics to the song clearly state that Alucard was there for the Monster Mash, right? Did he or did he not Mash?

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@melissasage @dankwraith @interneteh If only we listened to Laura Jane and stuck to reinventing Axl Rose

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the prince of dankness

@avi

small brain: computers should automate repetitive tasks so humans can focus on decision making and creativity

giant ever expanding galaxy brain at the center of the ultraworld: humans should do the rote boring tasks so the computers can do the lateral thinking and creative work

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@melissasage Oh, you mean like sticking your hand into a glove covered in sensors and the signals interface with the wiring and you can read people's minds, right?

I'm typing this with just my index fingers, btw.

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