orthogonal to alive @avi@computerfairi.es

@remy@snouts.online Oh, definitely.

I can never forgive my second ex for taking me to see Clone Wars. I wake up at night and think about sand

It's not that I hate Star Wars, it's that I hate being forced to watch movies and I especially hate hearing about my partner getting into online arguments where they "own" a "n00b" who doesn't even know who Raygun Spielbergus is or some bullshit

I don't even know what the Mandalorian is

I've said it before and I'll say it again: The best part of not dating a Star Wars fan is not having to watch Stars Wars

@mavica Even with my tiny little hands, I still prefer full-size keyboards.

My body isn't designed for procreation. My body isn't designed to do anything. My body is just a bizarre collection of carbon and oxygen that can walk around and think.

@melissasage I didn't like Gen II but Sudowoodo is a good pokemon concept

[dj herman comes on at 2 am, talks at length about the latest whale news, starts describing a childhood memory, and puts on a tom waits record before returning with a small story about the cabin boy aboard a ship he once crewed]

I started listening to an audio recording of Moby-Dick, as read by an old style radio DJ, and it's actually fantastic. Melville's lengthy sentences and weird digressions are a perfect fit for the rhythmns of free form radio.

[i]Hey!
You're always wearing skin tight pants and boys wear pants
But in your skin tight pants you look like a girl[/i]

The dilemmas of being straight and cis in 1960s America (or arguably early 2000s America before skinny jeans took off)

No, that wasn't a shitpost, it's really a song: https://genius.com/The-barbarians-are-you-a-boy-or-are-you-a-girl-lyrics

@evie Absolutely