orthogonal to alive @avi@computerfairi.es

@melissasage Was going to joke about kaizo sex but that's just BDSM so

Robotnik, but with Trotsky's weird hair

A version of Moby-Dick where every word hyperlinks to every other instance of that word, front to back, in a cycle. So, the first word, "call," links to the last instance of "call" in the book. The next instance of "call" links to the next-to-last instance, etc.

The first gen of Pokemon was a base 151 encoding where one of the numerals was a secret, and you could generate new glitch numerals

@melissasage Is it possible to run a Pokemon game using base-890 pokemon digits instead of binary?

Ivysaur (pokedex number 2) + Ivysaur (pokedex number 2) equals Charmander (pokedex number 4)

Math, but with Pokemon instead of numerals

@melissasage Ok, off the top of your head: Is Ditto a prime number? What about Sableye?

When I was, like, 12, I thought Sonic 3 & Knuckles was the greatest game ever. When I was 18, I actively enjoyed Weezer, particularly the first album. Tastes change. People change. I don't like Sonic or Weezer anymore but I do own a blue penis. Every little thing influences you in a certain way.

Shorter than real Elijah Wood? Check
Furry? Check
Chubby? Check
Thick glasses with keyhole bridge? Check
Buttondown shirt layered under maroon sweater? Check

Going for that "everyday 2019 Elijah Wood but as a hobbit" look

@melissasage God was slacking off in making me fatter, but then Melissa intervened

I really don't understand this aspect of tech culture. That it's commonplace for people to push back on documenting their work for others to use, or to act like testing and code reviews are a big burden. There is so much money involved and you want to be fast and sloppy. Wtf.

I mean, if I were to so much as design a flyer for a company, I'd expect there to be at least 3 emails of back and forth before we had a final version, and probably a lot, lot more.