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this past 10 years has had my highest concentration of genders per decade in my life

becoming an internet poisoned social justice fandom weirdo whose pet issue is that mario and luigi are actually racist

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the signal app loves to notify me when someone i havent spoken to in 10 years has joined signal

boys go to jupiter
to lose their boobiter
girls go to venus
to yeet their penis

Eye contact, elton john 

This is a real album cover but it looks like a shit post

the year of rat is upon is, have all the rat pokemon i can be bothered to find 

:rattata:โ€‹ :raticate:โ€‹ :pichu:โ€‹ :pikachu:โ€‹ :raichu:โ€‹ :raichu_alola:โ€‹ :dedenne:โ€‹ :sandshrew:โ€‹ :sandshrew_alola:โ€‹ :sandslash:โ€‹ :sandslash_alola:โ€‹ :cyndaquil:โ€‹ :quilava:โ€‹ :marill:โ€‹ :azumarill:โ€‹ :plusle:โ€‹ :minun:โ€‹ :cinccino:โ€‹ :minccino:โ€‹ :nidoran_f:โ€‹ :nidoran_m:โ€‹ :nidorina: :nidorino:โ€‹โ€‹

Starwars spoilers 

Sheev? It should have been JarJar, and we all know it.

luigi is a little punk ass. he should just kill mario and be done with it

Watching Quinton's video about a decade of memes and WOW it fucking sucks that we started the decade with genuine "top text bottom text" animals and has ended with "literal Nazis coopting memes to indoctrinate young white teens"

he explores luigi's mansion - a decrepit ruin reminiscent of the decaying gothic castles that littered the english countryside
he's catholic,
he faces dopplegangers both in the form of his own brother, mario, and waluigi, who is but himself darkly reflected
he fights literal ghosts, the dead who are not dead, uncanny
luigi's position in life is also questioned, in flux. he is a plumber(?) and yet he interacts with royalty, juxtaposing their class positions

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Life Hack: kill your gods then fall into despair because you must now construct something to replace them

US politics, racism, classism, voting 

โ€œIf voting changed anything they would make it illegal.โ€

All of these are from news stories published within the last month (as of December 29, 2019):

-The state of Georgia canceled the voter registration status of 100,000 predominantly black and low-income citizens to suppress turnout.

nytimes.com/2019/12/27/us/elec

-Wisconsin tried to purge over 200,000 Democratic-leaning voters from the rolls.

cnn.com/2019/12/24/opinions/wi

-Texas falsely claimed that over 100,000 voters (almost exclusively people of color) were not real U.S. citizens and tried to prevent them from voting. The state also sent Crystal Mason to prison for unknowingly voting illegally while on supervised release.

newyorker.com/news/news-desk/h

- Lanisha Bratcher of North Carolina is facing 19 months in prison for voting in the 2016 election after being released from prison. The law she is being charged under was instituted under Jim Crow to disenfranchise black people.

theguardian.com/us-news/2019/d

[texting with Ben Gibbard at 2 a.m.]

me:

BG:
bro

me:

BG:
bro u awake

me:
sup

BG:
the glove compartment is inaccurately named and everybody knows it

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Oh damn.

He actually did TWO Christmas songs about being lonely and missing your ex, because he also featured on "Christmas in Antarctica," a single that has A SAD PENGUIN on the cover.

"On a lonely South Pole Christmas
Not a single tree in sight
The sun never goes down at night
So whatโ€™s the point of stringing lights
When youโ€™re all by yourself?
Merry Christmas everybody else"

Are you kidding me

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When Ben Gibbard picked a Christmas song to cover, he picked the one about missing your ex. That is a commitment to the bit you can truly appreciate.

[texting with Ben Gibbard]

me:
bro where are you

BG:
where disappoinment and regret collide, lying awake at night

me:
bro you gotta learn to chill. u been fighting with your gf again?

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