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Sega should just put those games all on the Nintendo Switch because they feel like Switch games that came out 2 decades too early.

The problem was, gamers in 1999 did not like color or having fun.

They wanted ugly block men shooting at one another and being angsty over ridiculous, sub-B movie plotlines. That's what a hit game was in 1999.

The Dreamcast had those intense, cyberpunk, body horror ads, and then the games were like, "funny cartoon boxing!" or "wacky cab driving!" or "put the cute mousies on the rocket ship"

Sending my partners romantic mixtapes, such as a Spotify playlist containing 45 minutes of music about cats

I'm going to form a band and call it The Real Beatles

Naming your cartoon The Real Ghostbusters was some shade

I am so old that the Dreamcast launch coincided with my first week of high school.

I have a memory of the Dreamcast being featured on Total Request Live with Carson Daly, but I might be mixing things up.

Here's a whole compilation of the TV ads:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V8XVA0qrHWg

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OjIA0odQWuY&feature=youtu.be

Everyone is always screaming

I haven't seen enough weird Dreamcast ads on my timeline!

https://superuser.com/questions/732605/how-to-prevent-the-sethc-exe-hack

tl;dr if you're evil and want to mess with a Windows machine, you can replace the Sticky Keys exe with a command prompt with admin privileges , so when you press Shift 5 times, you're <hacker voice> in </hackervoice>.

Todt Hill is composed of serpentine, which is also very foreboding.

Staten Island has an unusual number of morbid place names.

Great Kills
Fresh Kills
Todt (Death) Hill