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Husband ties a cock near wife's feet:
snake-parasite
in her stomach comes out
to catch the cock
and is killed
by husband.

Milo Dipshitopolous, deplatforming works 

Dying. Absolutely dying.

Lost in Translation, but instead of Bill Murray, it's 2000s Bill Murray-voiced CGI Garfield

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Rushmore, but instead of Bill Murray on screen, it's 1980s Lorenzo Music-voiced Garfield

I know Kerberos is very important, but the essay project could have been part of the homework for a class, not the capstone for the whole course

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Since it was a Windows security course, it would have been more useful if the capstone was something like, "Set up your own server and configure security for xyz kind of organization. Explain why you did what you did, and the benefits and drawbacks".

Or have you find flaws in a sample server and describe what you could do to mitigate

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I cancelled my subscription to a MOOC because the capstone was to write a student-graded essay describing Kerberos.

I'm not interested in describing the details of a single, specific protocol, and student grading in MOOCs is just not very good.

Most people will just rubberstamp you and not provide any useful feedback, but sometimes you get a real jerk who'll fail you without even looking at your work.

abuse 

If you repeatedly contact me after I've told you to stop, that's harassment, even if you're a family member.

terrorism 

It took disgusting pallid Midwesterners 2.4 seconds before they started arriving at the smoking hole of Ground Zero for fun tourism giggles and to gawk at the dead bodies.

Then they went home and voted for fascism and empire while talking about how "scared" they were when 9/11 happened.

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terrorism 

Every 9/11, lower Manhattan becomes a circus of rightwing protesters carrying "God hates the USA" signs and liberal counterprotesters handing out "Coexist" flyers, on top of cheesy memorial speeches egging on more war and surveilance.

Barf.

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terrorism 

It's that time of year again, where rightwingers are all "9/11 never forget" while simultaneously hating and fearing everything about NYC and suggesting it should be set on fire for its sins

Greatest-ever shredding company slogan: "The Future Is Here And Everything Needs To Be Destroyed."
boingboing.net/2019/09/08/om-n

Bird Site; Might Be NSFW 

Liberals: Criticising Israel is Antisemitism!

Also, Liberals: BERNIE SANDERS IS A FAKE JEW WHO IS MONEY GRUBBING AND DECEITFUL!!! HE WANTS TO STEAL OUR MONEY TO MAKE COMMULISM!!!!! HOW CAN YOU TRUST HIM, HES A FAKE JEW!

scipol, the weather, hurricanes 

"This is the first time I’ve felt pressure from above to not say what truly is the forecast"

"If we’re politicizing the weather what is there left to politicize?"

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Terry Bogard at Thanksgiving: I have a cold, ma, that's why my voice sounds deeper. It's nothing.

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