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Libertarianism is just candy coated Republicanism.

ok listen, usually this shit is just pedantry and I'm happy to let it slide, but I need y'all to understand that "this person was hanged" is the correct way to describe an execution, and has an extremely different meaning from "this person was hung"

Wild literary theory: The Catcher in the Rye is about a WWII soldier describing how he was discharged and went wandering in the nearest city rather than heading home, told via a story in which he positions himself as a prep schooler back home in Manhattan.

everyone please take a moment to appreciate how pretty my cat is thank you

In the berenstein universe her name is April Lavigne

Now I have a job where I make as much in one day as I used to in one week.

But it still sucked and it sounds like it's gotten even worse!

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No, but actually, I did get most of my income from mTurk for several years, because I had a hard time finding paying work as a entry-level graphics designer straight out of college.

It was awful, but if I worked fast, I could make 60 dollars a day!

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I want a cyberpunk game where you're a broke urban gig worker completing minigames for money on a cheap portable computer. You have to wander the city looking for free wifi, while avoiding irate managers. I would call it, "Amazon Mechanical Turk". And it would be real life and suck ass.

I watched the trailer for Red Strings Club, and at the end, the video called me "m'lady" and starting vaping right there. The actual video.

I only play games that have an eye-searing, neon aesthetic

lmao still incredibly jewishly tired of edgy atheist ~leftists~ talking abt how bad religion is unilaterally as if antisemitism and islamophobia aren't staples of fash rhetoric in the current political landscape

"I hate Trump but I repeat every ridiculous thing his professed supporters believe, as if they are considered and thoughtful opinions. How do you do, fellow kids?"

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Trolls that are like, "I'm anti-left and anti-right, pro-critical thinking, I hate Trump blah blah blah" and then just, like, regurgitate every racist and sexist talking point.

"Ohhhh I just don't think it's fair to knock over these Confederate statues...how dare you call me racist! I'm pro-critical thinking and I have considered this from every possible angle!"

Pokemon go, eye contact 

I caught my first shiny but it's stats are the most useless piece of shit

i dont plan to change anything but you all need to start respecting me more

Hot take: LCD Soundsystem is for millenials who felt washed up at 22, and talk too much about craft breweries

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