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@avi the ideal gender is to be attractive to every single gay person and absolutely no straights whatsoever

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My gender is being confused when straight people of any gender are physically attracted to me

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doctorow

a gay wedding in Philadelphia from 1957 wilwheaton.tumblr.com/post/188 /2

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important things

embracing the flaws of an artificial Frasier as an aesthetic

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Sam the Octopus

As we head into the primary gifting period you may be looking for the perfect gift for that special entity

May we humbly present; a neon computer pin!

Available for the very reasonable sum of USD$8 each with USD$5 flat-rate shipping

DM @mavica to order one

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melissa is on monads

just had reason to revisit this video, and decided to share it. Columbus Day is coming up after all!!

cw: blood, like a lot of blood, it's also about Columbus so lots of other bad shit

youtu.be/43V08pUtfhw

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melissa is on monads

hey look at these funny things my boyfriend posted haha hey did I mention I bought a vertical mouse

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lewd 

I really want to alter these images so they're all holding dicks

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I think they might just copy and paste the same stuff and alter it enough to bypass plagiarism filters

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There is like a whole subgenre of promotional images for vertical mice

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jude

why is everyone horny for Garfield?

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Jordan peterson 

I don't care about examining the dark depths of little gun-toting American boys, kids like that are poisoned by a racist society that encourages white men to be violent so they can keep everyone else in check, their depths are an inch deep, wallowing in the most boring and trite pop culture the US has to offer

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Jordan peterson 

Lol Spotify gave me a chillhop song with some dipshit speaking over it about reading the Columbine killers' diaries. I thought to myself, "Who the fuck is this jackass acting like the thoughts and feelings of 17 year old suburban Nazis have anything particularly deep to say about human nature" and lo and behold, that dipshit was Jordan Peterson, put on the track by an even bigger and dumber dipshit calling himself Akira

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katt, always impermanent

@dragon @GreenandBlack So fwiw there's evidence that Fountain was plagiarized from an artist named Baroness Elsa.

independent.co.uk/arts-enterta

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Harp :wigglytuff:

have you ever found yourself saying "boy, i wish i had some precambrian and cambrian era critters, but in plushie form! but especially i wish i had the one that was so confusing that the archaeologists gave up and called it hallucigenia because they figure you gotta be on drugs to make sense of it and there is still dispute about which end is the ass and which is the head!"?

WELL HAVE I GOT A DEAL FOR YOU ebay.com/itm/Hallucigenia-Plus

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This Italian lady invited me to join her Columbus Day float. Am I Italian? No. Do I despise Columbus and the bastard Spaniards who invaded the Americas directly after exiling the Sephardim? Yes.

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Can't believe anything, ever, at all, full stop

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All fanart of Alphys are photographs of @melissasage

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pride edition wicche ⛧ ⧖⃝

Sincere Joker take 

Facepalming myself into the ether at Warner Bros. banning red carpet Joker premiere interviews and stating simply that the film isn’t supposed to be an endorsement of anything and the Joker isn’t supposed to be a hero.

Corporate media has no idea what publicity means. This situation isn’t about whether the character is “actually” good or bad. It’s about choosing to give screen time to a narrative arc that’s structured and framed such that people who want to believe his actions are justified will find their excuse.

It’s possible to tell effective, good stories about men like this, but to deliberately center your story around an existing figure from the incel mythos *right now* is irresponsible.

Stop making these types of narratives. Give the bulk of the screen time to people actually victimized by such men, and let their own stories show how pathetic and horrible these men are. Let the few good movies centered around such men serve their purpose; we don’t need more.

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