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Ppl spent years making fun of English classes by saying shit like "the blue curtains represent the fact that they are blue" and now fast forward to 2019 and major media figures can't understand that a villain character is a villain character

@avi the ideal gender is to be attractive to every single gay person and absolutely no straights whatsoever

My gender is being confused when straight people of any gender are physically attracted to me

embracing the flaws of an artificial Frasier as an aesthetic

As we head into the primary gifting period you may be looking for the perfect gift for that special entity

May we humbly present; a neon computer pin!

Available for the very reasonable sum of USD$8 each with USD$5 flat-rate shipping

DM @mavica to order one

just had reason to revisit this video, and decided to share it. Columbus Day is coming up after all!!

cw: blood, like a lot of blood, it's also about Columbus so lots of other bad shit

youtu.be/43V08pUtfhw

hey look at these funny things my boyfriend posted haha hey did I mention I bought a vertical mouse

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I really want to alter these images so they're all holding dicks

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There is like a whole subgenre of promotional images for vertical mice

Jordan peterson 

I don't care about examining the dark depths of little gun-toting American boys, kids like that are poisoned by a racist society that encourages white men to be violent so they can keep everyone else in check, their depths are an inch deep, wallowing in the most boring and trite pop culture the US has to offer

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Jordan peterson 

Lol Spotify gave me a chillhop song with some dipshit speaking over it about reading the Columbine killers' diaries. I thought to myself, "Who the fuck is this jackass acting like the thoughts and feelings of 17 year old suburban Nazis have anything particularly deep to say about human nature" and lo and behold, that dipshit was Jordan Peterson, put on the track by an even bigger and dumber dipshit calling himself Akira

have you ever found yourself saying "boy, i wish i had some precambrian and cambrian era critters, but in plushie form! but especially i wish i had the one that was so confusing that the archaeologists gave up and called it hallucigenia because they figure you gotta be on drugs to make sense of it and there is still dispute about which end is the ass and which is the head!"?

WELL HAVE I GOT A DEAL FOR YOU ebay.com/itm/Hallucigenia-Plus

This Italian lady invited me to join her Columbus Day float. Am I Italian? No. Do I despise Columbus and the bastard Spaniards who invaded the Americas directly after exiling the Sephardim? Yes.

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