orthogonal to alive @avi@computerfairi.es
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Trans, guy of center, well over 18.
I'm in tech and it feels weird.
Joined Jul 2019
Hot Koopaling take
Bowser is daddy
hot homestuck take 2019
Trolls are just Koopalings
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@cambrian_era any way to increase the number of options in polls? maybe to like, 10 max, or at least 7 so i can get every koopaling in it
I used to know a white drummer who insisted rap wasn't REAL music, because all it had was lyrics and a beat.
Imagine being so racist that you're a drummer who hates percussion and considers it unmusical.
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in Japan, #UntitledGooseGame is known as "Ducky Ducky Panic"
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For those who are unaware or unfamiliar, today is Rosh Hashanah, the Jewish new year! ✡️ This year is 5780 in the Hebrew calendar. 🧓
Tradition on Rosh Hashanah is to eat round foods, like 🍎 or 🥚, which symbolize life, and sweet foods, like those dipped in 🍯, which symbolize the hope for a sweet year!
Things you can say to wish people a happy new year: Shanah Tovah (lit. "A good year"), "chag sameach" ("happy holiday"), or just "happy new year"!
A sweet year and a long life, friends!
Remember when everyone forgot what lofi or garage meant, and were dogging Julian Casablancas for not being a good singer
The chorus just ruins that song, it's so bad and they lean into it so hard
"Freak of the Week" is a trashy 90s pop song, but "He says it's all about culture and art, but the truth of it is that it rips me apart" is a really good line.
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verso is giving away some free ebooks. I'm excited for the baudrillard and lefrebve myself https://www.versobooks.com/blogs/4444-last-chance-flash-ebook-giveaway only a few hours left
Spotify recs: Here are some artists you don't like. We need to really push 'em this week, so we don't care if they fit with the other stuff you listen to or not
Last.fm: Here are artists you don't like. We're basing your preferences on what you listened to 10 years ago, their crappy imitators, and what we can dig up on Youtube
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1. terrifyingly classy pokeball earrings https://www.aliexpress.com/item/33052895197.html?spm=a2g0s.9042311.0.0.66904c4dgSPQ7f
2. jigglypuff earrings to go with jigglypuff purse https://www.aliexpress.com/item/32885328847.html?spm=a2g0s.9042311.0.0.66904c4dgSPQ7f
3. interrobang earrings because how am i supposed to resist these (ok i know they're just a seperate ! and ? and not a proper interrobang but 'interrobang earrings' is very fun to say.) https://www.aliexpress.com/item/32885757989.html?spm=a2g0s.9042311.0.0.66904c4dgSPQ7f
4. confetti-filled stars!!! https://www.aliexpress.com/item/33063791322.html?spm=a2g0s.9042311.0.0.66904c4dgSPQ7f
Clippy is comrade
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press f to pay your workers
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How many bored tech journalists is it gonna take for them to realize that the Three Laws of Robotics are a criticism of non-human enslavement and not a literal suggestion
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reading books is cultural appropriation of sapiosexuals
Actually, my life is being confused and frightened when anyone is attracted to me, which I'm sure is healthy and normal
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Ppl spent years making fun of English classes by saying shit like "the blue curtains represent the fact that they are blue" and now fast forward to 2019 and major media figures can't understand that a villain character is a villain character
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Trans, guy of center, well over 18.
I'm in tech and it feels weird.
Joined Jul 2019
