orthogonal to alive @avi@computerfairi.es

princess peach, giving a speech: bowser is oppressing millions of people in his kingdom
millions of toad workers: fuck bowser, i'm glad to live in the Mushroom Kingdom, where at least I know I'm free
*tv switches to a commercial where Doctor Mario talks about how good his insurance company is*

toadstool CIA has staged dozens of assassination attempts against Bowser in response to his kicking out international mushroom capitalism but the Bowsivarian Revolution lives on

writing a post about how bowser is actually good and woke but we've just been propagandized from 70+ years of Mushroom Kingdom psyops into thinking he's evil

body modification is a human right

think a lot about how Mozilla is basically the only thing standing between Google and complete unambiguous ownership of Javascript

at a bare minimum, an ad blocker, noscript, and a tracker blocker

arguably also HTTPS Everywhere and firefox's container pages

it's actually amazing how much technology needs to be added to a web browser to make the web a non hostile place

#1yrago New Macbooks and Imacs will brick themselves if they think they're being repaired by an independent technician https://boingboing.net/2018/10/04/welcome-bootlickers.html

The two-sided statue of Mephistopheles and Margaretta (19th Century) at the Salar Jung Museum in India. The sculpture is carved out of a single log of sycamore wood. Artist unknown https://lizbennett2013.tumblr.com/post/188126287178/steampunktendencies-the-two-sided-statue-of

The Gnoll Emperor awards you a damp scroll which appears to be inscribed with the spell Animate Cats.

back on my bullshit

Engines and Power https://wilwheaton.tumblr.com/post/188113804708

Take a moment to think back to these 3-5 feral hoglings

@agendervoid this is a good heuristic, because it means I can post anything I want. I'm not interested in any revolution where we don't abolish toothbrushes altogether. Pineapple on pizza is not only good but one time I had a pretty good pizza that had pineapple and feta cheese on it. Cats are just boneless dogs.

I'm too hot to cancel

The Orioles renamed their "Ball Girls" to "Orb Girls" #orbgirl

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