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I would be 100% more interested in The Joker if it was not DC and called "Pagliacci" instead.

There are teenagers right now discovering Sublime, Red Hot Chili Peppers and 311 and starting bands and we're gonna have to put up with that shit

Rick Moranis could play the most reprehensible people and you'd be like, "Haha, what a nerd."

He repeatedly engages in gross negligence and child endangerment in many of his roles playing dads. Even when he played Barney Rubble, Barney is a character that lets his abnormally strong caveman son run riot.

Actually being in thrall to a murderous inhuman monster that chants for your blood is exactly like working for a tech company

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All the problems in Little Shop of Horrors would be solved if Seymour just learned to code instead of fucking around with fucking plants

Ouch, seems like µBlock Origin is having trouble getting updates into the Chrome Web Store:

github.com/uBlockOrigin/uBlock

An not futher pointed out "bundl[ing] of unrelated functionality" causes a rejection.

Just if you wonder, why you might want to use Firefox or some other non-Chrome/-ium-browser.

#Chrome #chromium #Google
#ublock #adblocker #web

Lewd 

Getting an uncut packer to sexually roleplay a gentile.

i wonder what it's like for Cialis marketing people...working long hours on ad campaigns to differentiate your boner pill from the other boner pills, but trying to be subtle about it

I have a rainbow SubPop button from the record label, but the way it's printed it looks like it just says "Sub"

@avi It's Ma Bell's collection plate

also, couldnt you just consolidate *12 INTO *10? Like what if you *10 and pray for help finding a job

if i were President, i would simply not commit a vast number of crimes

@avi @bryceyoungquist be the human / yacht mutant you want to see in the world.
Become your #yachtsona

la Croix is just further proof all white people believe that if they drink something good tasting itll damn them to hell

selfie, ec, boosts ok 

the house leaver has logged on

got a nautical theme going on today w the outfit

the loom is a significant precursor of the mechanical computer. woven fabric is a significant precursor of the printout. weaving and knotted-pile carpet, alongside other textiles (and certain mosaic styles), are significant precursors of raster graphics.

Ada Lovelace is often cited as the first computer programmer, writing an algorithm for Charle's Babbage's mechanical computer. it was late in the 20th century before computer programming ceased to be seen as a menial task most suitable for women. the Industrial Revolution's automation of weaving, and its destructive impact on the predominantly-feminine home textiles industry, prefigures the chasing of women out of programming.

like Charles Babbage, remembered for the machine while Ada Lovelace is remembered for the programming, the industrialization of weaving was accomplished by male mechanical engineers, and the logical or formal innovation in weaving-in-the-abstract continues to largely be the work of women.

This is the most American bullshit ever. If you need Jesus or a bank, you're good to go. All others pay 50 cents on up.

this isn't a shitpost I am now the owner of superyacht.cool

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Surgically removing my ovaries and using them to strangle TERFs

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