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thinking about how scientific skeptics would criticize Reagan for having a court astrologer that he consulted, and not literally everything else he ever did

oh god the teens are gonna rediscover nu metal

what if you had two cats and they switched bodies and they didn't even realize because they're just cats but you were like "why is this one so much more personable now, and the other ones hides so much" or something

*boomer voice* I'm worried about children becoming addicted to changing their gender pronouns

His dad is named Avigdor Avidan, which is very similar to a name I briefly considered before I realized everyone would laugh at me and think I was kidding.

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“Off-leash dog area” otherwise known as “dog PvP enabled zone.”

imagining an alternative solarpunk universe where public transport is trivial and easy to literally every part of the planet and libertarian weirdos are super into cars the way that they're into zeppelins in this universe

Hello here is a photoshopped picture of Guy Fieri looking like a normal dad that I think of a lot.

I wish there was a setting in Word for making it...not do anything unless explicitly told to.

If I make one line red, I don't want the entire doc to be red.

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What if: Word didn't constantly override my formating changes

🏩 unfortunate aid request 🏩 I’m a disabled/chronically ill afrolatinx trans person. My doctor thinks I have internal bleeding causing chronic anemia. He told me I need to get a colonoscopy & endoscopy ASAP (he tried to schedule it on my birthday next wk 😭). Problem is, it costs $250 per procedure for copay. I can’t afford $500. If anyone can help, I’d be so grateful. “Proof” in photos below. Plz boost. 💓

Www.Cash.Me/$vicentevalentino
Www.Paypal.Me/vicentevalentino
Venmo: vicente-vazquez-2

tarot is rigged. they don't even let you bring your own deck to counter their attacks. how are you supposed to win

all that money and Jeff Bezos can't even keep his rain forest from burning down. fuck that guy

hi if you say you support trans/queer people thats great, but what if they're also nonwhite? or disabled? or sex workers, or migrants, or mentally ill in a way you don't understand? what if they're in prison or selling drugs to survive? or what if, god forbid, they're asking you for money from the sidewalk? do still really think you support us queers or do you support the idea of white affluent lgbts

Ah, I see there’s another app going around on Twitter that is based around using a picture of your face
Have you fools learned nothing?????

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