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I don't know why, but jared leto being angry that people just want to forget his version of the joker just gives me life

(They did the fuck) they did the monster fuck (the monster fuck) it was a graveyard fuck (they did the fuck)

the paradox of capitalism is that if unemployed- no money for games but a lot of time
if employed- no time for games but much money

under socialism, a girl can code in the morning, game in the afternoon, read in the evening, and post after dinner without ever becoming coder, gamer, reader, or poster

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Someone on the underground tour was just wearing his normal clothes and his Halloween costume was just a name tag that said "Hello, my name is Scarlett Johansson"

happy november, skeletons are illegal now

that's right, it's the boneless month

We gotta stop acting like there is a meritocracy in social media. There isn't. It's really just a matter of finding your people and taking care of yourself.

And while no media is apolitical or neutral, the amount of impact one has from association can do can be overstated, especially since actual organizing potential on Twitter has been regulated and defanged by algorithms and maliciously negligent content monitoring since Ferguson.

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Science fiction theory:

'Foundation' and 'Lensman' are the same universe, just told from left-wing or right-wing points of view.

Boskone is the Second Foundation as interpreted by the Empire.

(ie, Space Communism)

lewd 

Hey, can we just talk about the oddly horny Telegram sticker set that is Melie the Cavy.

There are many many stickers in this set emphasizing the cavy's huge ass and/or asshole.

I could buy that it was all innocent...

...but then there's the fucking sticker of the "thicc" cavy saucily smacking its own rump and nodding, with a gift bow tied around its stomach.

I use it all of the time, and it's fucking horny as hell.

Love that I never know wtf is going on with masto drama, because my instance already has the bad actors blocked

2019 and still boggling that anyone thought "ethics in video game journalism" was a good, strong, interesting issue to use as a cover for blatant misogyny.

weight 

Since restarting HRT, my stomach swings wildly between having more muscle definition than ever before, and presenting as a hot dad gut.

Both have their virtues, though having a belly that sticks out further than my chubby tits DOES extend the number of tops I can wear without binding.

Making your monogamous relationship poly won't save it, but it WILL cause drama and give you more things to argue about than your actual problems, so there's that.

DJ spring section only plays Rush (and Megaman ocremix tracks)

The time I told a friend's roommate I was polyamorous, and he assumed I was regularly attending orgies. I don't have the cardio for that.

It's always extremely funny when one partner insists to the other on opening up the relationship for shitty reasons, then gets jealous when the other partner winds up getting more play than them.

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