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"They hate our freedoms" was some truly Orwellian shit, huh.

today's spicy political take on facebook will probably be lukewarm at best here, with a nice side order of religion 

article: forgiving student debt is a potential MORAL HAZARD!

me, leaning in close, lips on the mic: stopping the sin of usury isn't a moral hazard, it's a moral imperative. even if you're cool with capitalism, profit above all can be and often is immoral. go read a fucking papal bull about it you absolute motherfuckers.

Any time someone starts talking about Christianity appropriating Jewish culture, someone has to chime in with "The first Christians were Jews!" like that wasn't literally 2,000 years ago, as in, we keep track of time from roughly that point, so you must be aware of how distant that is from the present day if you so much as happen to know what year it currently is

I'm Laser Fieri and welcome to Campers, Campgrounds, and Cabins

ah yes, the two genders: "there are 0 genders" and "there are :alephnull: genders"

It's called technical debt because someone older and better paid than you did a halfassed job, then left you to deal with the problem while smugly calling you dumb and lazy for not understanding their shit code

True chutzpah is taking another religion's holy texts and using them to "prove" that they are actually evil, and you have replaced them in god's favor

Where the fuck is the kingdom of god? Jesus make up your mind!

Repent for the kingdom of god is at hand? The kingdom of god is within you all, you simpleton, you absolute jerkass

It would be really sweet if the rapture happened and all the Christians went away

I don't know why, but jared leto being angry that people just want to forget his version of the joker just gives me life

(They did the fuck) they did the monster fuck (the monster fuck) it was a graveyard fuck (they did the fuck)

the paradox of capitalism is that if unemployed- no money for games but a lot of time
if employed- no time for games but much money

under socialism, a girl can code in the morning, game in the afternoon, read in the evening, and post after dinner without ever becoming coder, gamer, reader, or poster

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Someone on the underground tour was just wearing his normal clothes and his Halloween costume was just a name tag that said "Hello, my name is Scarlett Johansson"

happy november, skeletons are illegal now

that's right, it's the boneless month

We gotta stop acting like there is a meritocracy in social media. There isn't. It's really just a matter of finding your people and taking care of yourself.

And while no media is apolitical or neutral, the amount of impact one has from association can do can be overstated, especially since actual organizing potential on Twitter has been regulated and defanged by algorithms and maliciously negligent content monitoring since Ferguson.

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