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Some people are born old.

There were kids in my middle school complaining about the 6th graders being too wild.

They probably grew up to be the assholes whining about all the other young people when they were in their mid-twenties.

I've been condescendingly lectured by 19 year old truscum who assumed I was a young teenager because I didn't subscribe to their conservative beliefs.

It's like hearing from that friend who has an on-again off-again relationship with a real loser, and they keep telling you about how their partner did a bad thing but they used to be so nice and they really think they can turn things around just dump them already

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I [i]wish[/i] Contrapoints was cancelled.

I'm sick and tired of hearing "Contrapoints did this!" or "People are so horribly mean to Contrapoints!" when I don't watch her videos, nor have any friends who watch her videos.

clown fucking 

Tbh, the fact that someone was trying to use the service to troll people with their clown fetish is the least weird thing about it

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clown fucking 

They also didn't get assigned to anyone specific. Whatever writer was available would respond as the messages came in. And there was lots of grousing in the forums, because clients would complain that their fake partner was saying things that were inconsistent, and the writer would get in trouble for not reading the message history.

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clown fucking 

It was a service like invisibleboyfriend.com/

Which I am providing as an example, because "company that offers fake boyfriends and girlfriends" sounds absolutely wild.

The people working on this project were the same ones writing articles for AskJeeves and shit. And they weren't allowed to get too dirty.

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clown fucking 

I used to be on a writing platform that hired out writers for other companies. One of the projects, which I was not involved in, was writing texts for a company offering people fake boyfriends and girlfriends. There was a client that had a clown fetish and the other workers would complain whenever they got him because he would try to have sexually provocative conversations. This was in 2011 or 2012, before clown fucking was on-trend.

bad idea:

hey witchy folks into tarot? THIS is now your ULTIMATE TAROT DECK

the, uh, "dream cards" feature from Christina Aguilera: Follow Your Dreams for Windows 98

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anti-communism and fascism-enabling 

do you think there's overlap between the "sure Nazis are bad, but suppressing their freedom of speech is worse :(" and "no-one can display the hammer and sickle because Communism Killed" crowd? probably, right?

The 2020 genders have been leaked:

G?rl

E-boy advanced

Person with long hair and sunglasses and a killer smile

Enby but somehow even softer

And I think they're re-releasing lesbian with better graphics for the anniversary

Matthew, Good Band
Good Band Matthew
Good Matthew Band

Pokemon Go 

Ayy lmao I caught a shiny Aron with 666CP at a church just now

ADDENDUM: congrats to @melissasage for also achieving the Order of Siddon this week

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why are they called post fav n boost when they could be toot root n shoot then we could all be rootin' tootin' shootin' pals

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