orthogonal to alive @avi@computerfairi.es
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Trans, guy of center, well over 18.
I'm in tech and it feels weird.
Joined Jul 2019
The cast is exactly what you would expect for 2003 -- John Goodman as Baloo the Bear, and Haley Joel Osment as Ruyard Kipling's noble savage orphaned Indian boy
Today I learned:
* There was a Jungle Book 2
* Smash Mouth did the song that played over the credits of Jungle Book 2
* That song was a cover of Mr. Louis Prima's "Wanna Be Like You"
Louie Prima is just Italian Louis Jordan.
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am i part of weird mastodon?
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imagine... if instead of all these incredibly rancorous conversations about what 'is' and 'isn't queer', starting from the premise that there is one correct answer and it matters a great deal,
we sat down and talked about WHY people see gayness and transness and aceness and kinkiness and polyamory as related concepts, and material/economic/practical situations where the different experiences within that tangle shed light on one another?!
crazy concept, but it's called coalitionism and people do it all the god damn time!
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Marvel films are low-risk fan service and Martin Scorsese doesn't put women in his films. I think we can just agree that all films are bad and we should be ashamed of ourselves
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yea sure its all lies the west has never tried to overthrow countries to balkanize them and put them in their thrall more easily
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pokemon snark
the genre must stay completely unchanged and backwards compatible to 1996, the same way that we all still play Quake 1, Diablo 1, and Daggerfall.
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THIS GODPARENT LOVES THEIR TAMAGOTCHI
https://tshirtsbot.com/product/this-godparent-loves-their-tamagotchi/
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I read this article about someone whose life has been totally up-ended by the legal repercussions after her San Francisco neighbors brought complaints about her habit of grabbing packages off their porches to police. I don't know what to say about it except that when you get down into the details of it there's something deeply, gut-wrenchingly wrong here
"The Porch Pirate of Potrero Hill Can’t Believe It Came to This" by Lauren Smiley
https://www.theatlantic.com/technology/archive/2019/11/stealing-amazon-packages-age-nextdoor/598156/
Lewd?
No Testes December
The other night I had a dream about hanging out with someone I don't like. Outside their window, a neighbor had painted, directly on the side of their own house, a mural depicting this person as a prison warden.
Imagine living next door to someone who is, over a series of days, gessoing, sketching out in chalk, laying out the flats, then detail painting, a mural-sized unflattering cariacture of you, such that every time you look outside your bedroom window, you are forced to see it.
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tech PSA: hating Javascript does not give you the right to write shitty Javascript
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They call me doctor worm... it's a sex thing
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Unfortunately the London Marathon committee take a dim view of Any% speedruns and refuse to give medals for it
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No gender november
The other genders:
Null gender
Void gender
Nil gender
0
False
NaG (not a gender)
Optional <gender>
""
Undefined
Snoopy is a WWI flying ace because
...he's a dogfighter.
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I am honestly so glad to be able to work in computer programming as my career.
relatedly, there is nothing i hate more than computer programming
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Trans, guy of center, well over 18.
I'm in tech and it feels weird.
Joined Jul 2019
