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bimbo discourse 

Well, actually [pushes up glasses] "bimbo" is the masculine form in Italian, so actually you DON'T need the word "himbo" at all

ever think about how you’re a mean one mister grinch is just a diss track?

Pokemon 

The new Meowth is Steel because it's based on a brillo pad

Someone on the train was wearing a Kliban cat shirt and I was so pleased to be reminded of their existence

Pokemon 

The German name is "Kleptifux" which is very very very good

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Pokemon 

"Zorro" is also appropriate, esp. for the bilingual pun

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"Public Universal Friend" is just such an incredibly awesome name

Pokemon 

If you don't name your Nickit "Swiper" what are you even doing

"[X] isn't a personality" oh we're supposed to have personalities now? didn't realize I was talking to the cops

Most games with actual good writing design the gameplay around the story they're trying to tell. However, "good writing" often means the game contains plenty of long-winded cutscenes full of bad voice acting and b-movie plot twists.

for a band called Dropkick Murphys, they dropkick a disappointingly small number of Murphys

Pokemon 

Bilie Eilish voice: I'm the ball guy

My skepticism when any video game is said to have good writing

*me, forced to sit through a pointless badly written and badly acted cutscene* this is epic

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do you think AAA studios will ever figure out that their games would be more fun if they had remotely close to decent writing

my favorite thing about libs is how quickly they switched to posting homophobic memes about trump that are effectively the exact same ones rw chuds would post about obama a/o michelle

These men who act so “alpha” and sexually aggressive toward women are the same ones vowing to kill anyone that touches their daughters.

You are creating the culture you “need to protect” them from, you dumbfucks

People get so shocked when I tell them I've raised two kids alone, got my PHD in Psychotherapy, work full time during the have a night job and a successful business from home. I maintain all friendships and a social life and donate to charity. Anything is possible when you lie

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