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there's a guy called "john" on here and nobody's done anything about it

People ask me "what's workplace racism look like?", and I ask them, in turn "you ever have the CTO say that he got a complaint that you were 'typing too loud'?"

And they're like "wtf 'typing too loud'??"

Then i point at their face and go "that, like, amplified, mate"

the NSA probably monitors this site and low level agents have to report back to their superiors, "it's mostly 'bussy' and anime screenshots and they share a lot of food recipes and cat pictures"

I don't think cis people should be allowed to have gender bc it's not fair to the rest of us who had to work hard for it

pokemon 

Fan artists depicting Rose with a flat stomach or washboard abs are cowards.

pokemon 

The worst thing about Pokemon Sword & Shield is the unconnected facial hair on many of the character models

the reason cis people don't understand transness is because every cis person who starts to get it becomes trans

bimbo discourse 

Actually, the CORRECT term for a woman with bimbo-like traits is "bimba", not "himbette".

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bimbo discourse 

Well, actually [pushes up glasses] "bimbo" is the masculine form in Italian, so actually you DON'T need the word "himbo" at all

ever think about how you’re a mean one mister grinch is just a diss track?

Pokemon 

The new Meowth is Steel because it's based on a brillo pad

Someone on the train was wearing a Kliban cat shirt and I was so pleased to be reminded of their existence

Pokemon 

The German name is "Kleptifux" which is very very very good

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Pokemon 

"Zorro" is also appropriate, esp. for the bilingual pun

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"Public Universal Friend" is just such an incredibly awesome name

Pokemon 

If you don't name your Nickit "Swiper" what are you even doing

"[X] isn't a personality" oh we're supposed to have personalities now? didn't realize I was talking to the cops

Most games with actual good writing design the gameplay around the story they're trying to tell. However, "good writing" often means the game contains plenty of long-winded cutscenes full of bad voice acting and b-movie plot twists.

for a band called Dropkick Murphys, they dropkick a disappointingly small number of Murphys

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