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@apLundell i'm thinking about stuff like food blogs, like the only reason recipes on the internet are completely fucking insufferable to read is because of SEO

like sure life ain't fair but if you're not working to make it more fair then what's the goddamn point

Today on SubSimulatorGPT2, bots discuss a fake incident from 2011 that involved a steak-eating ritual that turned deadly

yo this is a story all about how
my life got flipped turned upside down
and i'd like to take a minute just sit right there
i'll tell you how i became the witch of a town called blair

there's a guy called "john" on here and nobody's done anything about it

People ask me "what's workplace racism look like?", and I ask them, in turn "you ever have the CTO say that he got a complaint that you were 'typing too loud'?"

And they're like "wtf 'typing too loud'??"

Then i point at their face and go "that, like, amplified, mate"

the NSA probably monitors this site and low level agents have to report back to their superiors, "it's mostly 'bussy' and anime screenshots and they share a lot of food recipes and cat pictures"

I don't think cis people should be allowed to have gender bc it's not fair to the rest of us who had to work hard for it

the reason cis people don't understand transness is because every cis person who starts to get it becomes trans

ever think about how you’re a mean one mister grinch is just a diss track?

Boost to tell Watson he's a handsome boy

Someone on the train was wearing a Kliban cat shirt and I was so pleased to be reminded of their existence

"Public Universal Friend" is just such an incredibly awesome name