orthogonal to alive @avi@computerfairi.es
- Pronouns
- He/They
- Type
- Dark/Fairy
Trans, guy of center, well over 18.
I'm in tech and it feels weird.
Joined Jul 2019
orthogonal to alive
boosted
corvids
'is the pope a bear' is, at first glance, a typical malaphor. but it's absolutely possible that the pope at some point in time would actually [i]be[/i] a bear. and that's hilarious to me
lewd
When I was, like, 12, I thought Sonic 3 & Knuckles was the greatest game ever. When I was 18, I actively enjoyed Weezer, particularly the first album. Tastes change. People change. I don't like Sonic or Weezer anymore but I do own a blue penis. Every little thing influences you in a certain way.
Shorter than real Elijah Wood? Check
Furry? Check
Chubby? Check
Thick glasses with keyhole bridge? Check
Buttondown shirt layered under maroon sweater? Check
Going for that "everyday 2019 Elijah Wood but as a hobbit" look
orthogonal to alive
boosted
love to be a programmer reinventing stuff from the 70s every ten years for no reason
orthogonal to alive
boosted
from now on we're calling them boobs (boy boobs), goobs (girl boobs), and noobs (nb boobs)
I really don't understand this aspect of tech culture. That it's commonplace for people to push back on documenting their work for others to use, or to act like testing and code reviews are a big burden. There is so much money involved and you want to be fast and sloppy. Wtf.
I mean, if I were to so much as design a flyer for a company, I'd expect there to be at least 3 emails of back and forth before we had a final version, and probably a lot, lot more.
When I write, I expect to get feedback and iterate on it until it is polished.
When I code, I deal with people who think they can just type out any slop, and that planning, testing, and reviews are a distraction.
It's bizarre.
I came to tech from writing and design work, where you are expected to save your work, share it, and get it reviewed, but all of these things seem to get treated as alien when you ask programmers to do them.
I think being a fan of things ruins you. You get really defensive about trivial bullshit and start buying garbage. I'm not going to be a fan of anything ever.
orthogonal to alive
boosted
How I Defeated Fascism With the Power of Love
by Luigi
-
Chapter 1: The Power of Love
The first step in my journey was realizing that it is impossible to defeat fascism with the power of love.
Chapter 2: The Power of Incredible Violence
Fighting Melissa in Divinity Original Sin 2 and instantly breaking thru her weak physical armor to turn her into a chicken.
Advent is just reverse Lent
orthogonal to alive
boosted
indie game rec
I finished "Return of the Obra Dinn" yesterday, and... wow. I played it over the course of a week, and took longer than howlongtobeat's average by far, but I really loved it.
If you like(d) doing those logic grid puzzles where you needed to suss out who someone was by various features about them vs other people in the grid, "Obra Dinn" is exactly that. If the colors in the trailer are offputting, there are several other options. I went straight b/w.
orthogonal to alive
boosted
@garfiald I ain’t no houellebecq girl
-Michel Houellebecq
orthogonal to alive
boosted
Starbucks: daughter of police chief says he's absolutely a pig
#Starbuck worker fired for labelling police chief's coffee 'pig', the chief's daughter takes to twitter and says he is absolutely a pig https://nypost.com/2019/12/02/daughter-of-police-chief-in-starbucks-cup-scandal-says-hes-absolutely-a-pig/
orthogonal to alive
boosted
i love the sonic the hedgehog naming convention:
Sonic: named in honor of his speed
Eggman: named after his round, egg-like body
Knuckles: named after his large notable knuckles
Amy: Amy is a girl's name (Amy is a Girl)
orthogonal to alive
boosted
"I'm obsessed with an 1990 Lucasfilm Games point and click adventure"
OK Loomer
orthogonal to alive
boosted
Privilege = private + law = one law for group A, one law for everyone else
Privilege =/= all advantages
Being able-bodied is privilege. The built environment was built FOR YOU.
This message brought to you by the five elevators in the nyc transit system, controlled and budgeted in Albany by lawyers
orthogonal to alive
boosted
I've been looking into it, and I'm pretty sure that all programming languages are terrible, though some of them for different reasons than others.
- Pronouns
- He/They
- Type
- Dark/Fairy
Trans, guy of center, well over 18.
I'm in tech and it feels weird.
Joined Jul 2019
