orthogonal to alive @avi@computerfairi.es
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Trans, guy of center, well over 18.
I'm in tech and it feels weird.
Joined Jul 2019
That extra t is there just to remind you of Scarlett O'Hara. Her parents knew her character from birth.
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half the people memeing on mambo no 5 weren't even alive when that song was released
Oh. I almost forgot. The fucking extra t's in her first name. Fuck that shit. That's the whitest thing I've ever seen.
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the people ask me "Melissa, you haven't posted a selfie in weeks, are you still hot??" and I would like to assure you that yes, I am
selfie no ec 
#finefemmefriday
I don't know how many n's and/or s's are in Scartlet Johasnaahg's name, and I don't care to.
Every time I have to write that name, I resist the temptation to look it up and be correct.
I've been mocking Adam Driver these days, but make no mistake: I also strongly dislike Scarleightte Johasnsnasnon
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the red army choir singing Korobeiniki- better known in English as the Tetris theme- is basically exactly my brand
Listening to my custom Perez Prado B52s playlist
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HORNY AND HUNGRY = HORNGRY
A mambo song without someone saying "mambo" would be like a ska song without someone saying "pickituppickitup!"
Mambo is a good genre, because mambo songs always tell you what genre you're listening to.
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absolutely floored to learn that Mambo No. 5 is a cover
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people just don't realize how transphobia is literally a death sentence
folks really don't understand how excusing marginalizations at any fucking level excuses a society that shuns/bullies/kills people for fucking existing
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In Empire of Democracy, Simon Reid-Henry argues that the actual purpose of privitisation is to take democratic accountability away of the institutions of the state. That way, their owners will quite reliably act along class interests, rather than the interests of the people.
Narwhal are unicorn mermaids
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git is a terrible program and the only thing worse than using git it not using git
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fediverse meta
someone might want to tell whoever upkeeps fediverse.network that Spinster is actively spoofing their useragent now https://gitlab.com/soapbox-pub/soapbox/merge_requests/124
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here are some cute pictures
a lot of us could do with some right now
I mean, it's not really fair to make fun of him for being afraid of cars, since he was hit by a car, and cars are also garbage.
However, he was written more books than most about cars and other vehicles with malevolent minds of their own
You know Stephen King is probably really pissed about self-driving cars
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Trans, guy of center, well over 18.
I'm in tech and it feels weird.
Joined Jul 2019
