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all objects are from the past

The forbidden sixth borough of new york: umami

a thing i think about often is that hirohiro araki the mangaka of jojo's bizarre adventure is just a straight man. but he's somehow like keyed into the gay male mindset so much that the gay male gaze is absolutely dripping in almost every panel

Tired: City of Brotherly Love
Wired: City of Bromance

it whips ass that the right wing can call anyone they want an anti semite for no reason while also openly funding neo nazis

if you're having trouble visualizing the recursive centaur i've made this helpful reference

@j997922 they never show the astronauts making toilet wine but we know they do.

there's two types of trans fashion: exposing as much of your torso as is societally acceptable, and wearing something so baggy people can assume your torso is literally any possible shape

"Weird flex but OK" I say to Popeye right before getting punched out to sea while literal battleship guns fire off in his biceps somehow.

ahem

Linda coming in with a strong contender for Tweet of the Decade just under the wire

(uspol in image)

In my fifth grade class, a few kids were worried they'd developed breast cancer. There were informative ads on TV at the time describing hard lumps in one breast which do not move freely. They'd scoured the library. The working theory was that the drainage field behind our school held toxic effluent.

This was, of course, normal early breast tissue development.

Selectively hiding information from children about their own bodies is cruel.