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Version Control Software (VCS) complaint 

every VCS: don't add binary files to your list of tracked files! It will make the size of your history-storage-folder explode!

also every VCS: *makes it really easy to accidentally add binary files to your list of tracked files*

also also every VCS: *doesn't provide any easy way to say "woops this file was a binary file and I should never have tracked it, please remove it"*

Martin Shkreli: emphatically not a short king. Banned from the short kingdom.

my family is doing a content to see who can have the most hideous Christmas outfit and I got it in the bag

selfie ec :BoostOK:, alc in photo

you: you ARE a soul. you HAVE a body
me: you ARE a body. you HAVE a metaphysics

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If I were the CIA, I would simply let the man nobody likes speak at length at every single activist meeting, making it impossible for them to plan anything, and accusing them of being ableist if they don't allow him in

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I used to go to Occupy shit and it was a similar deal. They'd let some asshole disrupt every single meeting and say they had to let it happen, in order to be inclusive. Ok. Mm hm. Very weird how that makes the group less effectual and drives people away, or how this person is widely known by the activist community to be an asshole yet you still let him in.

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I used to know a trans woman who advocated for "drop the T". She was an awful person in some other ways as well, but the groups I went to wouldn't do anything because they wanted to be inclusive. It was the paradox of tolerance being played out in realtime, at the cost of anyone who didn't conform to her ideas about sexuality or gender presentation.

the 2000s were weird because we all worshipped chuck norris as an icon of masculinity

me: i wonder what would happen if i trained the neural net gpt-2 on christmas carols?

me: ...

me: oh NO
aiweirdness.com/post/189845472

@swirlz i'm glad that my timeline managed to glitch so that it showed me this hours after you posted in, because you are absolutely right

it's going to happen. it's absolutely going to happen. "charge your phone wirelessly while you eat!" just fucking watch applebees do this

lewd i guess but it's a song your grandmother sings along to, pedophilia 

People in the 60s didn't seem particularly freaked by grown men expressing desire for teens...even though they did have a lot of anxiety over teenage sexuality, female sexuality, and premarital sex.

So singing about a vibrator was considered much more taboo than singing about being interested in a young teenager.

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lewd i guess but it's a song your grandmother sings along to, pedophilia 

Most people nowadays would take sex and drug references in a pop song as completely banal, but then Donovan says he's just mad about a fourteen year old, and you really realize how much values have changed.

This guy in 1966 can be straight-up singing about being into a kid, but he has to be cagey when mentioning a vibrator, and the general public figured he was secretly trying to tell them to smoke banana peels.

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lewd i guess but it's a song your grandmother sings along to 

Even if you're very sexually naive, smoking bananas sounds like a euphemism for sucking dick, tho.

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lewd i guess but it's a song your grandmother sings along to 

"Mellow Yellow," on the other hand, mentions sex toys in such an casual manner that everyone thought the song's real, hidden meaning was about drugs

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