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We trust you have received the usual lecture from the local System
Administrator. It usually boils down to these three things:

#1) open the door
#2) get on the floor
#3) everybody walk the dinosaur

Stop with the fucking puns, Jo! 

An anime about the former lover of an impossibly fast hedgehog.

Sonic's Ex.

Before my egg cracked some rando told me I looked like Sean Lennon, a very non-latino cis man born at least 10 years before me. This tracks well with my ambiguous appearance in regards to age, race AND gender.

there's actually 4 time dimensions and 0 spatial dimensions

Before I cracked my egg, I predicted that if I had born a cis boy, I would be a vain twink who ate too much, owned too many electronics, smoked too much weed and was constantly irritable, and I'm proud to say...I was mostly correct

Version Control Software (VCS) complaint 

every VCS: don't add binary files to your list of tracked files! It will make the size of your history-storage-folder explode!

also every VCS: *makes it really easy to accidentally add binary files to your list of tracked files*

also also every VCS: *doesn't provide any easy way to say "woops this file was a binary file and I should never have tracked it, please remove it"*

Martin Shkreli: emphatically not a short king. Banned from the short kingdom.

my family is doing a content to see who can have the most hideous Christmas outfit and I got it in the bag

selfie ec :BoostOK:, alc in photo

you: you ARE a soul. you HAVE a body
me: you ARE a body. you HAVE a metaphysics

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If I were the CIA, I would simply let the man nobody likes speak at length at every single activist meeting, making it impossible for them to plan anything, and accusing them of being ableist if they don't allow him in

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I used to go to Occupy shit and it was a similar deal. They'd let some asshole disrupt every single meeting and say they had to let it happen, in order to be inclusive. Ok. Mm hm. Very weird how that makes the group less effectual and drives people away, or how this person is widely known by the activist community to be an asshole yet you still let him in.

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I used to know a trans woman who advocated for "drop the T". She was an awful person in some other ways as well, but the groups I went to wouldn't do anything because they wanted to be inclusive. It was the paradox of tolerance being played out in realtime, at the cost of anyone who didn't conform to her ideas about sexuality or gender presentation.

the 2000s were weird because we all worshipped chuck norris as an icon of masculinity

me: i wonder what would happen if i trained the neural net gpt-2 on christmas carols?

me: ...

me: oh NO
aiweirdness.com/post/189845472

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