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The main problem with me developing this fun new persona, is that I am too uncomfortable even contemplating it to explore it any further than lies of omission in social settings.

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if the average masto user were alive in the 1960s they would call the black panther party tankies and counter protest their stuff. if they were in California they would work with the state and the nra to take away their guns. the only reason they don't do this now is because they're self aware of how racist they'd get called.

For 2020 I'm developing a new persona: A cishet man with a normal childhood.

I played in Little League games, did Boy Scouts, watched age-appropriate movies, read age-appropriate books, and at no point attended an all-girls high school.

Six days after the Feast of Queer Love you sleep with Clayton Pontiac, your artistic rival.

Society is like a yellow submarine in that we all live in one

medieval homophobe: God designed you to take it up the ass and be overwhelmingly beautiful to men, and for the sin of going against the role God assigned to men by going with the role God assigned to you specifically, God is gonna send you to Hell and we're gonna kick you out of Christian society
John Calvin, centuries later: [furiously taking notes]

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@Dayglochainsaw If I can share my fave, it's this Clickhole titled "The Time I Spent On A Commercial Whaling Ship Totally Changed My Perspective On The World" followed by the entire 200,000 word text of Moby-Dick.

I don't want trans people in the U.S. military, I don't want women included in conscription, I want the U.S. to fall and its military to be abolished.

however, court decisions around trans people in the military are already setting a precedent for the erosion of civilian protections against discrimination against trans people, and that's worth worrying about

In 2020, we're no longer having discourse about Contrap -- oh fuck, already?! Damn it. It's January 4th...

tbh me as inteleon makes sense

- tall
- big dork
- easily blushy
- cute
- soft
- thinks they look way cooler than they are
- sleepy
- aggressively enby

medical, abuse 

I can barely even think about how relieved I am that all 3 times resulted in the person surviving, because every single time I went crisis mode and became a numb robot

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medical, abuse 

I've had to be the one person in the room to call 911 when somebody was having a stroke or heart failure 3 times in my life, for 3 different people, and every single time it has sucked away a part of my soul.

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medical, abuse 

Been thinkin' about how my adoptive mom had a stroke on the morning of New Years Day, 2001, while arguing with her shitbag daughter.

I'm just standing there in the kitchen with those two fuckups, wasting my teen years & trying to mediate in case it gets violent, and then all of a sudden half of this old lady's body doesn't work anymore.

I had to call the ambulance, because the other adult in the room was too fucking useless to do so.

Truly kicking myself for not naming myself "Sinclair Sexsmith" and getting name-sniped instead

Video games, alternative forms of community/rule 

Anyone else bummed - and slightly disturbed - by the lack of non-hierarchy/authoritarian/imperialist forms of community on strategy games and the like?

Jimmy Eat World is changing its name to Hungy Boi

embarrassed myself yesterday when i told a friend i know one song from cats, which turned out to be 'everybody wants to be a cat' from the aristocats

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