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Ratling duelist all day, every day. I don't care if I've never beat ADoM this way.

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absolutely skanking while I have my dinner of spicy olive pasta. puttaneska

New York is currently speedrunning through the different kinds of weather a place can have.

little women: liberal
knives out: socdem
uncut gems: marxist
parasite: anarchist
return of skywalker: fash

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"all men are terrible"

fediverse: ***applause, confetti***

"american soldiers are bad"

fediverse:

the fact that there are ten million different genres of music in 4/4 with drums and guitars but that a century of recorded music from literally hundreds of different countries is expected to just fit under the absurd "world music" umbrella tell you all you need to know about the white mindset

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joss whedon is the most punchable man alive

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empty objects are also Marxist-Leninists

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you do all of American history that the marvel movies are propaganda, which, yeah, but it's unabashedly libertarian, even if it's a version of the showrunners. and the events leading up to tournaments lol #deathtoamerica

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my muscles, my muscles, my muscles, my muscles, my muscles, involuntarily flex

I can't believe Tekkud Crabhame is dead. That did not shock me.

— Tekkud Kuletìtdùn, chief medical dwarf

@nuel *sigh* just another day at the office,, time to drone strike 30 farmers in one go from the comfort my here gamer chair.

*cut to footage of the locals who have been living in terror of the skies for the past 15 years*

*one of the famers, sensing the bomb's approach, looks straight into the eye of the drone camera, and says* your just doing you're job man, i understand

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Kinkshaming the local lantern festival for having a giant alligator that you can walk through, via the mouth

This post brought to by the recent episode that opens with Hodgman meow-singing

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John Hodgman and Melissa are like when two completely unrelated lineages of animals both converge on a certain morphology, except instead of bodily adaptations it's being humorously pedantic and meowing

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