orthogonal to alive @avi@computerfairi.es

Absolutely refusing to buy a blue short-sleeved button-up shirt with white dots on it, to be contrarian

I'm in some groups for monsters/cryptozoology and I just can't with this shit right now

Haha you know what would be funny? If a big crowd of white people just raided the concentration camps I mean Area 51 and rescued the sick and dying children I mean the aliens

I just just just got a smartphone. Posting from the Tusky app. Wooooo

Gonna roleplay as Grandpa Harley in ALL the sandbox games

The Verizon hold music slaps

The rep on the line had the nerve to ask if I went by any other names.

Nope, I paid my money 7 years ago not to.

Yes, it's true -- I was dating Bubsy.

You know that Dril tweet about the candles?

While we were still together, I was doing budgeting with my ex, and pointed out that they were spending a huge amount of money on yarn. It cut into our savings. Sometimes they were late on utilities because they didn't have enough money. I'd have to beg them to chip in on basic purchases for the house, like a table or rice cooker.

When I was homeless and they owed me money, they were still on Instagram, posting about buying more yarn.

Everything is needlessly more complicated when you're trans and legally change your name, and cis people will always be there to explain why it must be so, even though cis women who take the name of their spouse don't experience nearly as many problems.

Cis designed packers: Bland bandaid colors, the size of an Arizona ice tea, so hard you can can hammer nails with it, not particularly fun to wear while fucking

Trans designed packers: Neon tie dye swirl, actually able to fit in your pants, squeezably squishy, has stuff on the back so you can, like, feel a little something while you're goin' to town

This family needs 20k to get their dad out of ICE detention:

https://www.gofundme.com/f/support-juan-and-his-family

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I just started listening to Lil Nas X's album.

Fuck, F9mily is good too.