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If Michael Crichton was alive, he'd 1000% write a novel about BitCoin.

Like, a BitCoin theme park, where cryptocurrency runs amok

If I were an English teacher and somebody handed this in to me as homework, I would fail them just for having so many formatting mistakes.

If you're wondering why I'm using Word...I am too!

Sometimes the text is in the wrong font size

Sometimes Word randomly decides to switch to Times New Roman

Sometimes Word doesn't register that you've unclicked a text selection, and the cursor goes zooming away

Sometimes keystrokes aren't registered at all

Word loves to grab onto imaginary whitespace to the left of words, so you have to constantly adjust text selections, and add spaces after you're done

Casing is inconsistent

Quotes used instead of bold or italics

Commas? Periods?

July 11 is the day we celebrate the conquest of the Iberian peninsula, ushering in the Golden Age that lasted from 711 until the extremely, extremely cursed year of 1492

The perfect band name is already taken, and it was Teenage Jesus and the Jerks

The annoying thing about being in tech is you don't know how formal or informal to be.

Motherfucker senior devs from Stanford will be in cargo shorts and busted t-shirts and not tipping.

Wtf do you wear to an interview?

How gay can you get away?

Can I add an emoji to this email?

Why did they add an emoji to that email?

What do I make of this 40 year old program manager adding multiple exclamation marks to this Trello board task?

Who the fuck knows! It's tech! Weeee!

90s gangsta rap radio edits like "Murder murder murder [censor 'shit'] murder murder"

GIT EXISTS.

I COULD BE DOING THIS SO MUCH FASTER IN MARKDOWN.

Between this shitty keyboard not registering key strokes, and having to use laggy Word online for version control...

"Kathleen Hanna stated that it influenced her work with Le Tigre.[20]"

Yeah, no shit.

The way black artists always "inspire" white ones.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vy_U-0s1_G8

ESG - "Erase You"

Basically: What if Le Tigre was from the 70s Bronx, not white, and better in every way

Hey.

Can we talk about how even the lions in the Lion King had that fucking 90s mushroom haircut

My main issue with other gamers is the whole, "Getting very bigoted and violent over ridiculous bullshit children's games", which is very much mitigated by Nintendo not have voice chat, but...I just...want to play with my gfs?

"Boy oh boy I wish I could play with the random public instead of my dear pals" - the mirror universe version of myself who likes other gamers for some forsaken reason