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Hypebeast Bart with facial tattoos

David Byrne encountering solarpunk as a concept for the first time: If this is paradise, I wish I had a lawnmower!

Morrissey was never on my list because he's even ickier than Nergal Jr, a cartoon character designed to be creepy and whose storylines have a lot of incel/school shooter subtext

Nergal Jr. really resonated with me as a character, pre-transition, because he was a shapeshifting monstrosity that willingly chose to present as a young man with a black quiff and thick glasses. And those were my transition goals.

My style icons:

* Cillian Murphy, actor
* Colin Meloy, musician
* Quentin Quire, fictional character
* Griffin McElroy, Forbes 30 Under 30 media luminary

1990s: Pinkerton is trash.

2000s: Well actually, Pinkerton is a staggering work of misunderstood genius.

2010s: Pinkerton is everything that is wrong with the present cultural climAH AH AH FUCK EVERYTHING IS ON FIRE

Absolutely refusing to buy a blue short-sleeved button-up shirt with white dots on it, to be contrarian

I'm in some groups for monsters/cryptozoology and I just can't with this shit right now

Haha you know what would be funny? If a big crowd of white people just raided the concentration camps I mean Area 51 and rescued the sick and dying children I mean the aliens

I just just just got a smartphone. Posting from the Tusky app. Wooooo

Gonna roleplay as Grandpa Harley in ALL the sandbox games

The Verizon hold music slaps

The rep on the line had the nerve to ask if I went by any other names.

Nope, I paid my money 7 years ago not to.