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I'm not a furry [instantly likes post about werewolves]

"It's privileged to insist on your rights as a worker" is such a fucked meme it can only exist in post-Reagan America

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People in job groups who respond to "This posting is literally illegal because it violates x y and z labor laws" with "How dare you, you're so privileged, some people are broke and would kill for this job"? They deserve to have their shoes filled with legos.

I feel like a vampire sometimes because I'm ancient in trans years yet I look like I'm ten

specifically looking young so when you personally remember things from the distant past it confuses people

I'm so proud to announce my new book about the racial politics of bathroom design, The Unbearable Whiteness of Peeing

@roxxers @avi the climactic one liner is literally Neo rejecting the name he was given at birth and insisting on the one he chose himself, so like, yeah

git push is when you tie your commits to balloons and let them rise up into the cloud

The Matrix is such a subtle movie that the first end credit song is about the US government surveiling and murdering black activists

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i want to tell people to be safe, to protect themselves, to be critical and careful about who they work for. but that literally isnt the problem. the problem is that young people are not safe while they start their careers. its a fucked up system that puts the onus on you to protect yourself from people who would take advantage of you while you are young and naive and vulnerable.

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"there are nearly 30 genders now"

🤝 same energy 🤝

"niagara falls contains nearly 30 ounces of water"

The Matrix is such a subtle movie in its messaging that it contains a scene where a black man breaks the chains he has been bound in, after being cuffed and tortured by a white man in a suit.

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It's honestly shocking we don't see more turtle OCs, because TMNT was the biggest part of the "extremely buff and always shirtless animal" craze

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Reading about Street Sharks and realizing that the main reason everyone is a gay furry is that the 90s were entirely populated by super-buff animal men, even if the animals didn't have arms, they had huge rad biceps and pectorals in the 90s

From the wiki article on Arthrospira:

"Although the introduction of two separate genera [Arthrospira and Spirulina] is now generally accepted, there has been much dispute in the past and the resulting taxonomical confusion is tremendous."

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Specifically (lol), Spirulina is a genus, and the stuff sold as Spirulina has long since been reclassified as belonging to a different genus, although plenty of other plants still belong to it

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Spirulina: The thing that's sold as Spirulina is an entirely different plant

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