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I haven't seen enough weird Dreamcast ads on my timeline!

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tl;dr if you're evil and want to mess with a Windows machine, you can replace the Sticky Keys exe with a command prompt with admin privileges , so when you press Shift 5 times, you're <hacker voice> in </hackervoice>.

Todt Hill is composed of serpentine, which is also very foreboding.

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Staten Island has an unusual number of morbid place names.

Great Kills
Fresh Kills
Todt (Death) Hill

F529.4
Person
has small animal within his body.

D1329.1
Putting head
under saint's cloak reveals rewards
of heaven.

B784.2.1.2
Husband ties a cock near wife's feet:
snake-parasite
in her stomach comes out
to catch the cock
and is killed
by husband.

Milo Dipshitopolous, deplatforming works 

Dying. Absolutely dying.

Lost in Translation, but instead of Bill Murray, it's 2000s Bill Murray-voiced CGI Garfield

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Rushmore, but instead of Bill Murray on screen, it's 1980s Lorenzo Music-voiced Garfield

I know Kerberos is very important, but the essay project could have been part of the homework for a class, not the capstone for the whole course

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Since it was a Windows security course, it would have been more useful if the capstone was something like, "Set up your own server and configure security for xyz kind of organization. Explain why you did what you did, and the benefits and drawbacks".

Or have you find flaws in a sample server and describe what you could do to mitigate

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I cancelled my subscription to a MOOC because the capstone was to write a student-graded essay describing Kerberos.

I'm not interested in describing the details of a single, specific protocol, and student grading in MOOCs is just not very good.

Most people will just rubberstamp you and not provide any useful feedback, but sometimes you get a real jerk who'll fail you without even looking at your work.

abuse 

If you repeatedly contact me after I've told you to stop, that's harassment, even if you're a family member.

terrorism 

It took disgusting pallid Midwesterners 2.4 seconds before they started arriving at the smoking hole of Ground Zero for fun tourism giggles and to gawk at the dead bodies.

Then they went home and voted for fascism and empire while talking about how "scared" they were when 9/11 happened.

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