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Clippy is comrade

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dani little ponie :dani: :transgender_flag:​

press f to pay your workers

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Horrible Villains Inc. 👺🏢

How many bored tech journalists is it gonna take for them to realize that the Three Laws of Robotics are a criticism of non-human enslavement and not a literal suggestion

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the prince of dankness

reading books is cultural appropriation of sapiosexuals

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Actually, my life is being confused and frightened when anyone is attracted to me, which I'm sure is healthy and normal

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rockabilly babey

Ppl spent years making fun of English classes by saying shit like "the blue curtains represent the fact that they are blue" and now fast forward to 2019 and major media figures can't understand that a villain character is a villain character

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melissa is on monads

@avi the ideal gender is to be attractive to every single gay person and absolutely no straights whatsoever

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My gender is being confused when straight people of any gender are physically attracted to me

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a gay wedding in Philadelphia from 1957 wilwheaton.tumblr.com/post/188 /2

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important things

embracing the flaws of an artificial Frasier as an aesthetic

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Sam the Octopus

As we head into the primary gifting period you may be looking for the perfect gift for that special entity

May we humbly present; a neon computer pin!

Available for the very reasonable sum of USD$8 each with USD$5 flat-rate shipping

DM @mavica to order one

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melissa is on monads

just had reason to revisit this video, and decided to share it. Columbus Day is coming up after all!!

cw: blood, like a lot of blood, it's also about Columbus so lots of other bad shit

youtu.be/43V08pUtfhw

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hey look at these funny things my boyfriend posted haha hey did I mention I bought a vertical mouse

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lewd 

I really want to alter these images so they're all holding dicks

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I think they might just copy and paste the same stuff and alter it enough to bypass plagiarism filters

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There is like a whole subgenre of promotional images for vertical mice

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why is everyone horny for Garfield?

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Jordan peterson 

I don't care about examining the dark depths of little gun-toting American boys, kids like that are poisoned by a racist society that encourages white men to be violent so they can keep everyone else in check, their depths are an inch deep, wallowing in the most boring and trite pop culture the US has to offer

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