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His dad is named Avigdor Avidan, which is very similar to a name I briefly considered before I realized everyone would laugh at me and think I was kidding.

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“Off-leash dog area” otherwise known as “dog PvP enabled zone.”

imagining an alternative solarpunk universe where public transport is trivial and easy to literally every part of the planet and libertarian weirdos are super into cars the way that they're into zeppelins in this universe

Hello here is a photoshopped picture of Guy Fieri looking like a normal dad that I think of a lot.

I wish there was a setting in Word for making it...not do anything unless explicitly told to.

If I make one line red, I don't want the entire doc to be red.

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What if: Word didn't constantly override my formating changes

🏩 unfortunate aid request 🏩 I’m a disabled/chronically ill afrolatinx trans person. My doctor thinks I have internal bleeding causing chronic anemia. He told me I need to get a colonoscopy & endoscopy ASAP (he tried to schedule it on my birthday next wk 😭). Problem is, it costs $250 per procedure for copay. I can’t afford $500. If anyone can help, I’d be so grateful. “Proof” in photos below. Plz boost. 💓

Www.Cash.Me/$vicentevalentino
Www.Paypal.Me/vicentevalentino
Venmo: vicente-vazquez-2

tarot is rigged. they don't even let you bring your own deck to counter their attacks. how are you supposed to win

all that money and Jeff Bezos can't even keep his rain forest from burning down. fuck that guy

hi if you say you support trans/queer people thats great, but what if they're also nonwhite? or disabled? or sex workers, or migrants, or mentally ill in a way you don't understand? what if they're in prison or selling drugs to survive? or what if, god forbid, they're asking you for money from the sidewalk? do still really think you support us queers or do you support the idea of white affluent lgbts

Ah, I see there’s another app going around on Twitter that is based around using a picture of your face
Have you fools learned nothing?????

You get electric clippers, the shirt, a septum ring and a piercing gun, and everyone's cast-off binders.

We just trade binders around, like hot potato. Because everyone is broke! And these shits are 30 dollars!

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Nobody tells trans men to get a septum piercing, or an undercut, or to buy a navy blue short-sleeved calico print shirt with little anchors on it.

You just get a pack of this stuff in the mail when you start transitioning.

You have to do the piercing yourself.

Passing tips for trans men are like, "Be tall and beardy and wear a polo shirt. Look like you work at Best Buy as much as possible."

also this wikipedia article is badly written in a couple of funny ways:

- the implication that there's less than 20,000 atoms in the entire universe
- the sentence that, if you used a galactic algorithm to solve the P-NP problem, " One immediate practical effect would be to earn the discoverer a million dollar prize from the Clay Mathematics Institute."
- the very first example, under the examples heading, of the article for Galactic Algorithms, says "This algorithm is not galactic and is used in practice."

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boppin around playing botw, this goes here as well now that i've moved accounts

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