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Comic Sans is for furries.

The designer is on record, stating, "Dogs don't talk in Times New Roman."

Vincent Connare, Paris Review, boom: https://www.theparisreview.org/blog/2017/03/31/dogs-dont-talk-in-times-new-roman-and-other-news/

Computers. What a terrible mistake.

I am, arguably, a pixie, tho, so they got that right

I was the manic pixie dream girl for some of my exes, despite being a boy, and depressed/angry, and very boring

Comic Sans: Chaotic good
Fira Code: Neutral good
Bembo: Lawful good

Futura: Chaotic neutral
Frutiger: True neutral
Times New Roman: Lawful neutral

Gill Sans: Chaotic evil
Arial: Neutral evil
Helvetica: Lawful evil

One of the most important questions a dev can ask is, "How can this be abused?"

Lack of empathy for the potential audience + making loads of assumptions about their level of knowledge == documentation that is opaque and unreadable

The biggest problem with RTFD is that, when you go into a project with the attitude of, "Ugh stop asking me for help, any real programmer would know all this already", your docs wind up being...stupendously bad.

The best punk bands are gay.

When you're an adult, you can just buy Halloween candy. You don't need to go from house to house trick or treating at all!