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ah yes, the two genders: "there are 0 genders" and "there are :alephnull: genders"

It's called technical debt because someone older and better paid than you did a halfassed job, then left you to deal with the problem while smugly calling you dumb and lazy for not understanding their shit code

True chutzpah is taking another religion's holy texts and using them to "prove" that they are actually evil, and you have replaced them in god's favor

Where the fuck is the kingdom of god? Jesus make up your mind!

Repent for the kingdom of god is at hand? The kingdom of god is within you all, you simpleton, you absolute jerkass

It would be really sweet if the rapture happened and all the Christians went away

I don't know why, but jared leto being angry that people just want to forget his version of the joker just gives me life

(They did the fuck) they did the monster fuck (the monster fuck) it was a graveyard fuck (they did the fuck)

the paradox of capitalism is that if unemployed- no money for games but a lot of time
if employed- no time for games but much money

under socialism, a girl can code in the morning, game in the afternoon, read in the evening, and post after dinner without ever becoming coder, gamer, reader, or poster

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Someone on the underground tour was just wearing his normal clothes and his Halloween costume was just a name tag that said "Hello, my name is Scarlett Johansson"

happy november, skeletons are illegal now

that's right, it's the boneless month

We gotta stop acting like there is a meritocracy in social media. There isn't. It's really just a matter of finding your people and taking care of yourself.

And while no media is apolitical or neutral, the amount of impact one has from association can do can be overstated, especially since actual organizing potential on Twitter has been regulated and defanged by algorithms and maliciously negligent content monitoring since Ferguson.

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Science fiction theory:

'Foundation' and 'Lensman' are the same universe, just told from left-wing or right-wing points of view.

Boskone is the Second Foundation as interpreted by the Empire.

(ie, Space Communism)

lewd 

Hey, can we just talk about the oddly horny Telegram sticker set that is Melie the Cavy.

There are many many stickers in this set emphasizing the cavy's huge ass and/or asshole.

I could buy that it was all innocent...

...but then there's the fucking sticker of the "thicc" cavy saucily smacking its own rump and nodding, with a gift bow tied around its stomach.

I use it all of the time, and it's fucking horny as hell.

Love that I never know wtf is going on with masto drama, because my instance already has the bad actors blocked

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