orthogonal to alive @avi@computerfairi.es
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Trans, guy of center, well over 18.
I'm in tech and it feels weird.
Joined Jul 2019
clown fucking
I used to be on a writing platform that hired out writers for other companies. One of the projects, which I was not involved in, was writing texts for a company offering people fake boyfriends and girlfriends. There was a client that had a clown fetish and the other workers would complain whenever they got him because he would try to have sexually provocative conversations. This was in 2011 or 2012, before clown fucking was on-trend.
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bad idea:
hey witchy folks into tarot? THIS is now your ULTIMATE TAROT DECK
the, uh, "dream cards" feature from Christina Aguilera: Follow Your Dreams for Windows 98
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Moebius art from 1985’s Les Yeux du Chat - La Déviation. https://humanoidhistory.tumblr.com/post/188755151083
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anti-communism and fascism-enabling
do you think there's overlap between the "sure Nazis are bad, but suppressing their freedom of speech is worse :(" and "no-one can display the hammer and sickle because Communism Killed" crowd? probably, right?
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The 2020 genders have been leaked:
G?rl
E-boy advanced
Person with long hair and sunglasses and a killer smile
Enby but somehow even softer
And I think they're re-releasing lesbian with better graphics for the anniversary
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Jeff Bezos’ WEEKLY salary put into perspective. What. The. Fuck.
I'm a square, but like a cool square
Matthew, Good Band
Good Band Matthew
Good Matthew Band
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Pokemon Go
Ayy lmao I caught a shiny Aron with 666CP at a church just now
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Frog and Toad's Bizarre Adventure
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ADDENDUM: congrats to @melissasage for also achieving the Order of Siddon this week
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why are they called post fav n boost when they could be toot root n shoot then we could all be rootin' tootin' shootin' pals
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Castlevania fans: you do realize that the lyrics to the song clearly state that Alucard was there for the Monster Mash, right? Did he or did he not Mash?
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small brain: computers should automate repetitive tasks so humans can focus on decision making and creativity
giant ever expanding galaxy brain at the center of the ultraworld: humans should do the rote boring tasks so the computers can do the lateral thinking and creative work
If only there was some way...some sort of electronic machine...that could take the drudgery out of solving problems human beings find tedious!
Writing reusable code is too hard, it's a lot easier and faster to re-solve, numerous times, over the course of hundreds of hours, problems I've already completed successfully
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simple facts like "this is literally a logically impossible to solve problem within the constraints of our universe" are not deterrents to people who believe with a religious-like fervor that a computer is a magic box that can do anything if you just wish hard enough
4:13! You know what that means! Time to Homestuck!
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Trans, guy of center, well over 18.
I'm in tech and it feels weird.
Joined Jul 2019
