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somebody every few seconds about something they aren't oppressed for: this is the LAST refuge of bigotry. all the rest are gone. as soon as you stop laughing at me, bigotry is OVER

I write for a living and I don't give a damn shit about grammar or punctuation or typing or style or

"this author never mentions that his father and mother ever had sex so they were probably just platonic friends"

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murder, fugitive millionaire 

AcAfee is like, if Mavis Beacon were real and on an active crime spree.

However Mavis Beacon is 1. Fictional and 2. an angel sent from heaven

whereas Mr. McAfee is 1. nonfictional and 2. a tax-evading millionaire murderer who wanted to run for president on a cryptocurrency platform

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murder, fugitive millionaire 

Having a brand of major security software named after John McAfee in 2019 is fucking wild.

cnet.com/news/john-mcafee-rele

Car discourse 

Not got much to say other than I feel "ban cars" and the subsequent backlash shows the need for us to not try to compress politics down into as small a soundbite as possible. Like, I doubt anyone saying "ban car" wants all cars gone tomorrow without properly implementing public transportation everywhere. But, the nature of politics today is to have compressible soundbites, so even "ban cars *after we get good public transport*" is too much to say.

under communism everyone will be given an Edsel and it is the only car anyone is legally allowed to drive

Remember a month ago? That was two and a half years ago.

English, but everything is spelled according to a phonetic alphabet @melissasage

When Python 2.7 is fully deprecated people are just gonna release them into the wild and it's gonna be Florida all over again

Cars are really the hill some people want to die on???

cold take 

Trying to fit "Person who doesn't drive" into a privileged/not privileged framework ultimately doesn't make much sense outside of further context.

A homeless person living out of a tent and a celebrity with a valet are both non-drivers.

An impoverished person taking the bus in Brooklyn is not "outsourcing driving to the poor" when the MTA driver is making an order of magnitude more than they are.

re: a potentially 🌶️ political thought 

@wigglytuffitout In some ways it is mirroring it and yet in others it's like, for some people, they actually don't have a choice to use a car.

There's like a mix of being on either the privileged side of the spectrum or the non-privileged side all using the same public transport system and as someone who outright is too terrified of getting a driver's licence because I'm too autistic to trust myself driving a car, I see that some of the silicon valley "solutions" to public transport are basically gentrifying a system that's supposed to be MORE, not LESS accessible to disabled people

I know these studies are underfunded, I don't have a better solution, I know the system is designed for this sort of outcome -- it's just that I've probably done a dozen or so at this point and it sucks!

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Trans studies are like, "Tell me all the most traumatic moments of your childhood, and receive a $50 Amazon giftcard"

Now that the last Star Wars movie is coming out, we'll never have to hear about Star Wars again

People who watch the super bowl just for the ads and make a big deal about that are thousands of times worse than sports fans could ever hope to be

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