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egg kink 

@Galuade considering i made a species that revolves around ovi... just about all the time yeah

(+/-), work bs 

Now, the fact that my hours were apparently given to the new kid isn't important but it fucking stings.

Regardless, i've essentially been let go (two weeks no hours is pretty much a constructive dismissal, especially when it's done with zero warning) but as they refuse to actually do so I suppose I'll ask them to, nicely. If they still refuse, i'll be off to employment standards.

(+++), job stuff 

got a call from one of the places i applied to and did a quick lil phone interview followed by an online assessment thing

tried to avoid neutral responses as much as i could but otherwise answered truthfully

@kyxii@monsterpit.net d as in den, quickly followed by va

dva is a single syllable in their language

nsfw 

the entire species was designed with oviposition in mind, after all

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look i'm bringing up Dvakiiri specifically because people are talking about eggs ok

I should redraw that general reference for Dvakiiri i guess :3c

fun fact: my OC Summer is pretty much a palette swap of Winter with some other changes

hey fun fact i made an original species a while back that I actually want more people to make their own of

(+), work stuff 

on the bright side, I applied to a place that might be a bit rougher of a job but it'll:
-be during the day
-pay $15.50/hr to start (with room to go up to $20!)
-be a place my family has a good history with (my older brother worked there when he was around my age that I am now)

(-), complaining abt work bs 

Can someone please explain the logic behind "hey please improve your work, but hey I'm also gonna quietly cut your hours to nothing so you can't show me improvement and then not fire you".

I really don't understand what this manager is thinking.

Selfie (of graphic tee) 

@poss_bot that's such a good shirt omg

i love how my main sonas are like

the three most common scalie species

(+/-), nsfw, talk about bits 

heh... I can't even cum hard enough to beat gravity anymore lmao

useless shark dick can't cum properly, can't get totally hard without a lot of work, dribbles cum as it goes soft...

idk how to feel abt this tho lmao

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