Annika, the Local Shark(s) @azushark@computerfairi.es

context: I work at a 7-Eleven and people bring in $50 bills expecting me to break them for a $2.50 slurpee

there's a sign on the door that says I cannot accept $50s or $100s (unless your total is close, but even then I'm technically not supposed to) but they try anyway and get pissed off when I tell them no.

once a shark, forever an honorary shark

hey, if you're gonna go to a convenience store late at night and buy a couple small items?

bring something smaller than a fucking $50 bill, please

local shark is tired and gay but has to go to work soon

we're finally getting some rain soon

they were never intended to sound like this

i'm using a software synth based on doom's sound system

https://puu.sh/BkMFK/a9e7e00569.wav

another one

well, was changed a week after

i'm gonna guess someone decided "lol we should change this song as a joke" and it just stuck

oh now that's curious, it was added a week after all of the other songs

i honestly would love to compose a replacement for that song in a style much like the others, but i don't know the first thing about actually composing music

i just fuck around with stuff

it's so out of place compared to any other song in the game

meanwhile this is another song from the same game

my only question for the developer is "why"

https://puu.sh/BkMlH/01fca49824.wav

https://puu.sh/BkLpW/54a3d2bfb5.wav

loving this softsynth tbh

"The small-spotted catshark (Scyliorhinus canicula), also known as the sandy dogfish, lesser-spotted dogfish, Rough-hound or Morgay"

i am doing everything i possibly can with this catshark

super gay, both barks and meows, loves being petted, is small

hm, this is a neat softsynth

what am i gonna do with all this leftover taco beef

i'm just a dumbass who doesn't know how to take a fucking hint, obviously

i've said to them i'm willing to talk if they are

all i really got out of that was a birdsite softblock, tho

idk what to think of the fact they won't hardblock me anywhere and are still keeping communication lines open despite clearly not wanting to talk tho

y'know i still have that fear that a former friend of mine is talking shit about me and i have reason to believe they have to a handful of people i'd otherwise be close to

that or people really have forgotten who i am after only a couple months, haha...

i guess it doesn't help that that former friend really just refuses to talk, but also won't block me anywhere for some reason

like, y'know... nyah

that's catshark i guess